1.Someone who is MORE than just a douche.
2. The massive evil dragon in How To Train Your Dragon, that eats the little dragons when they don't bring him food.
2. The massive evil dragon in How To Train Your Dragon, that eats the little dragons when they don't bring him food.
by 9greer9 December 7, 2010
Get the Douche Dragon mug.A completely self-absorbed tool who is completely oblivious to just how much they really suck. There are several varieties of Douche Bags, all equally deserving of being sodomized with a jack hammer. Some potential identifiers include:
Shitty trucks lifted excessively, often covered in stickers of random "bro-brands," often blasting mainstream rap music
Wearing flip-flops everywhere, even when it's 20 degrees outside
Brightly colored polo shirts (bonus points with a popped collar) usually with some hippy necklace, or a cross even though they only use religion to socialize with pseudochristian bimbos.
Wearing wifebeaters in public, sunglasses at night, stupid baseball caps with the sticker still on it, and excessively using the word bro.
Also Included: Most business majors and people with tribal tattoos.
Shitty trucks lifted excessively, often covered in stickers of random "bro-brands," often blasting mainstream rap music
Wearing flip-flops everywhere, even when it's 20 degrees outside
Brightly colored polo shirts (bonus points with a popped collar) usually with some hippy necklace, or a cross even though they only use religion to socialize with pseudochristian bimbos.
Wearing wifebeaters in public, sunglasses at night, stupid baseball caps with the sticker still on it, and excessively using the word bro.
Also Included: Most business majors and people with tribal tattoos.
Everyone knew John was a douche bag as soon as he rolled up in his lifted truck blasting lil wayne, parked halfway on the curb, and got out with a case of keystone light.
If that douche bag quotes family guy one more time, I'm going to use a power sander to wipe that stupid grin of his face.
If that douche bag quotes family guy one more time, I'm going to use a power sander to wipe that stupid grin of his face.
by CoalitionAgainstDouchebaggery July 20, 2010
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Get the douche-rocket mug.Not a definition but the orgin of the phrase: This phrase was coined in 2004 by Blake Edmondson in Camp Walker, South Korea. It was used as an alternative phrase for someone being a complete moron / dick / dirtbag. After Edmondson transferred stations I attempted to pass this phrase on along with other greats such as..... Gungle a gungle, (rumble of a V8) Kadouche (boom), and Splack (disgusting splash).
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by Anaba June 2, 2005
Get the la douche mug.A rare form of inbred monkey that live primarily in used condoms, gutters, garbage disposals, and windmills. i.e. a monkey so gay, that its only form of employment is cleaning the cunts and nutsacks of transgender freaks. A fucked up monkey.
Raphael: Yo, what u got under ur bed?
Demetri: Shit, piss, whiskey, and a Douche Monkey...
Raphael: Sweet, can I buy your Douche Monkey?
Demetri: Hell no, then no one would clean my balls!
Raphael: Ur a fucked up dude..
Demetri: Shit, piss, whiskey, and a Douche Monkey...
Raphael: Sweet, can I buy your Douche Monkey?
Demetri: Hell no, then no one would clean my balls!
Raphael: Ur a fucked up dude..
by cdogg23 November 8, 2007
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Often followed by random racial slurs or dirty words such as : cunt, nigger, fag, coon, spic, Tim's mom, your dad blew me, I blew a load on your mom, and I fucked your dog in the ear.
Possibly the most annoying thing that anyone could ever do... but it fits so perfectly.
Often followed by random racial slurs or dirty words such as : cunt, nigger, fag, coon, spic, Tim's mom, your dad blew me, I blew a load on your mom, and I fucked your dog in the ear.
Possibly the most annoying thing that anyone could ever do... but it fits so perfectly.
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