dog horse magenta dildo

The type of 18 inch dildo that you can find under your grandmothers bed. Can safely be used on dogs if proper steps are taken, and can even be used to please a stallion. Most are magenta colored as a symbol of femininity.

Michael: “Guess what guys? I found a dog horse magenta dildo under my grandma’s bed. I wonder how much of it she can take!

dog horse magenta dildo by Father Jake September 14, 2017

Baseball bat nigger dildo penis 

A baseball bat colored black and is a silicone dildo that can cum alot alot in the but of kids in booty hole land.

I'm gonna shove a fucking baseball bat nigger dildo penis up my kids ass.

Baseball bat nigger dildo penis by 56Explosivediareahabrats March 23, 2023

tommys_magical_dildo 

Famous mythological dildo used in IRC chats.

/me shoves tommys_magical_dildo into $nick.

tommys_magical_dildo by Denisfdsfas December 25, 2007

what the dildo 

Analogous to phrases such as “What the fuck” or “What the hell”. Often used in the context of describing something utterly confounding or inexplicitly stupid. Can be abbreviated to “What the dil” if children or those easily offended are present.

Sam: Whats up bro?
John: Nothing much, expect I'm building a rocketship to Mars so we can play ping pong in zero gravity!!
Sam: What the dildo??

what the dildo by Master2117 December 31, 2008

sausage dildo

The end result of defecating into a condom, tying it off and using the condom with the shit inside as a sexual toy that gives pleasure.

Look at him, he loves using that sausage dildo.

sausage dildo by Burning Wolf July 6, 2016

spaghetti dildo 

The act of filling a condom (of your choosing) with spaghetti then you tie the end up and use it as a didlo.

Spaghetti Dildo Definition: The act of filling a condom (of your choosing) with spaghetti then you tie the end up and use it as a didlo

OMG she used a spaghetti didlo and said it felt like all of Italy was inside her.

spaghetti dildo by Spaggetaboutit November 21, 2016

Rainbow light up party dildo 

Could either mean that someone is a party animal but it is also exactly what it sounds like

"They are such a rainbow light up party dildo" or "they used a rainbow light up party dildo"

Rainbow light up party dildo by Thenerdherdandoursonkarl August 17, 2016