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ssri dick

ssri stands for selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor. they are a class of antidepressants commonly taken to treat depression and anxiety. examples include prozac, zoloft, and lexapro.

many men who take these medications feel no side effects except for the universal one: ssris make men take an extremely long time to cum during sex. it usually takes about 30 minutes or more. though this can be nice for the girl, it is usually frustrating for the guy as they might not be able to cum at all during sex.

If combined with death grip, this can be fatal.
"Hey man, how did it go w Girl X last night?"

"She was hot but I got ssri dick so I couldn't finish."

"Fuck!"
by deprwssedboi February 26, 2018
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Chapped Dick

When your penis gets superficial scrapes due to too much sexual intercourse, usually with a female partner of whom is significantly younger than you, as a means to impress her.
Oh man! I just met this younger girl and have had chapped dick ever since. Hard to keep up with these girls.
by JHerny13 June 7, 2018
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Womp Dick

This term is used when you are clapping somebody's cheeks in a match of Fortnite or in just everyday life.
He turned around and I gave him the quick WOMP DICK!!
by The TANK 15 November 26, 2018
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dirty dick rodney

A jerk. A creep. A womanizer. A "bad boy". A promiscuous heterosexual man with a penchant for bedding women who are already in committed relationships.
My wife cheated on me with dirty dick rodney, so I'm going to divorce her.
by davidcpuffer April 21, 2022
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Pickens Dick

Damn bro you got that Pickens dick! I could knit that shit into a sweater!”
by Dunkin Mcockiner December 22, 2022
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skeetch dick

The swelling or inflammation of the tip of the penis. A unique std that comes from the skeetchestn Indian reserve near Kamloops bc generally carried by barrel racers and 6.0 owners.
OMG last night was phenomenal but I think she she gave me skeetch dick my penis hurts.
by Anonymouspimp123 June 24, 2023
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Tastes like dick

slang; exclaiming it "tastes like dick" compares said beverage or food to the "cheesey" rod found in a chav's paints; nasty, smelly, putrid, trying to immitate the other sexual beverages, but not living up to boasted reputation.
Just say that you've been given something to eat or drink by your homeslice and it tastes terrible or is just plain weak sauce;

Jay "Anything to drink up in this place"

Homeslice "Fo' shizzle ma' nizzle get ur laughing grear around this!"

Jay "Garr! Ohr that tastes like dick !!"
by home5lice August 4, 2007
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