dildohead

A female individual who holds their cellphone to their heads. (Related to dickhead; see dickhead)

"That dildohead is trying to drive and talk on her dildo at the same time."
"She is such a dildohead that she has to talk to her husband on her dildo the moment she gets into the store."

by Darjamvan January 23, 2009

dildo beans

bean shaped dildo's {i don't even know}

your mother uses dildo beans

by devon potwin March 30, 2009

dildo breath

someone who has dildo breath. The person sucks dildos all day long. If you would like to know who dildo breath smells like go smell olivias breath

olivias breath

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

dildo motherfuck

a way to greet those close and dear to yourself.

usually followed by "anus" or "mcfuck"

when phone rings..."ahhhh, dildo motherfuck mcfuck, how you doing?"

by JAMBO McPearson December 3, 2003

dildo monger

a term in which someone says you should be hit in the face with a purple dildo and get it shoved in your butt

you stupid dildo monger,a lot of my friends

by joshtheawesomeone May 22, 2011

dildo

Fake penis

when my girlfirend put the 10 inch dildo up her hairy vagina, i wacthed her vagina get wetter and more pleasurable as i got ready to shove my 13 inch erected, cumming cock up there.

by yo mamma June 25, 2004

dildo spike

A practical joke in which you throw your friend naked out of a second story window onto a dildo laced with pcp and fire ants.

Juans pretty drunk, i bet he would even be able to identify us in a felony case if we dildo spiked him!

by Dr SlangBang February 25, 2011