straight date

When two straight guys or girls are hanging out

I'm going on a STRAIGHT DATE with my friend Bruce.

by Wafflefacer December 30, 2011

Not A Date

Usually prounouced NAD. n-ah-d as in the second half of gonads.

1) A setting where 2 people meet usually prior to a date; at coffee or ice cream to evaluate the other person preceding an actual date
2) A social meeting where 2 people may appear to be on a date (either at dinner, miniature golfing, a movie, ect) but if asked will deny the “date” and state with great intensity “we are just friends”

Shelley: How was the NAD (Not A Date) last night?
Sam: Oh we went for ice cream, but she has 4 cats . . . .
Shelley: are you going to go see a movie with her tonight
Sam: she has 4 cats . . . .
Shelley: so I guess I am going to have some sort of mental breakdown that will prevent you from going on a the date
Sam: not one, not two, but 4 cats . .

Shelley: but you keep NADding her!
Sam: it’s a really good not a relationship

by Bessie Lou November 6, 2009

Text Date

a guy goin out on date with his girl but they at home texting while the guy comes up with the places and situation

boy:hey wat u doin?
girl:nuthin just bored
boy:me 2 lets have a Text Date girl:sure y not

after the date

girl:i had a fun nite on da phone
guy:my pleasure

by REDBIRD7 May 13, 2010

Dip Date

A time when a bunch of guys get together to dip and hangout and talk about shit.

Yo dude Dip Date?

by Skoal Patrol 21 August 7, 2010

fake date

When two people agree to say they are dating, to avoid being targeted by thotties Jerks and/or Bollins

Let's fake date, we'll get off the thotty radar.

by Bigboobedprobz March 2, 2014

what's today's date

Today is today

Jeff: Hey what's today's date??
Juan Julio Hernandez Estabon Ricardo El Chappo lll: today is today.

by Because we're retarded October 28, 2019

prom date

When a 45 year old mullet wielding, fake-tan having, sunglass wearing, super dyke-type female calls your bat phone talking about going out together to get beers and then saying "whatever happens, happens" which ultimately gives you free reign to the merkin covered beefy curtain. This isn't just a regular date, it is the most special of dates and that being a prom date.

This bitch, who works with me, called me up stuttering and stammering about going out for some beers and when I told my friends about it, they said do you want us to book you a limo for your prom date?

by Zee Assman February 21, 2005