Crusty Screen

When you cum all over your screen and forget to wipe it off.

I forgot to wipe my screen after last night's cum sesh and now I have crusty screen.

by a7xfan1021 August 3, 2016

Crusties

White lookin particles on someones neck. The shit that looks like the white shit thats on glazed donuts.

Ewe, Lydia has crusties bro.

by JustANormalLamb August 17, 2017

crusty carnival

When screwing a girl you stick cornbread around your penis and proceed to have a girl give you a blowjob.

Damn last night i saw this sexy girl who looked hungry so i gave her a crusty carnival and she greatly appreciated it.

by bigdaddy32092 January 20, 2010

russian crusty

When your friend Vlad launches a cumshot into your moustache and it hardens overnight getting crusty.

Phil woke up with another Russian Crusty after Vlad's party last night.

by ibangurmum! August 20, 2018

crusty sideburns

When pieces of feces tangles in your ass hair and all the way down to your inner thigh hair.

Man, while cleaning his ass Dean diagnosed himself with Crusty Sideburns.

by O and A pest from AZ February 5, 2015

Crusty Lobster

When your fingering your girl and suddenly fist her, forming your hand into a claw and yell money, money, money

Julian: Yo man you got some pussy last night

Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her

by Chad kindle July 30, 2019

Crusty Dusty Elbow

it cracks when air touches it

James crusty dusty elbow, exploded in my face when air Jackson farted on james` elbow.

by cat eat`s lion November 1, 2021