Coasting

When you work in a restaurant as a cook, and wear an apron that covers your front. So you let your "member" hang free from your pants through the shift, only covered by your apron.

Bruh... I think Zack's been coasting this whole shift.... Can we get an "apron check?" Because it's making me uncomfortable.

by Number One Coaster in the Indu November 27, 2022

consickwenses

Crackhead spelling of consequences

....... or there will be serious consickwenses.

by KuleDude January 3, 2023

Consistent through-line

Nope. I told you not to do that. Called it fault adjacent.

Hym "I mean there is a pretty consistent through-line..."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

conshinshido

When you don’t say a joke loud enough and someone steals your joke and gets credit for it.

“What a Conshinshido!”

by KingZak April 11, 2023

Consgilwoddle

To consgilwoddle someone is to confuse, surprise or shock someone to the point where they suffer from either mild brain damage or cardiac arrest.

"I'm very consgilwoddled to realise that grass is purple"

by Talha the Piranha April 21, 2023

Coastie

A member of the enlisted United States Coast Guard and/or their spouce as well as their immediate family. It is an informal term primarily used within the Coast Gaurd community by active duty military and their spouces. The term does not only refer to the "Coast" in "Coast Guard" but refers to the act of transferring and being relocated to stations along coastal areas, as in living or "coasting" coast to coast.

He/she's a coastie - they're coasties - a fellow coastie. We're a coastie family. It's a coastie thing. Only coasties would understand.

by VelaDove July 21, 2024

Consciosexual

Being sexually attracted to conscientiousness (e.g. being organized, prepared, high willpower, planning ahead, etc)

Damn that spreadsheet is sexy. I must be a consciosexual.

by KatWoods August 4, 2024