Cocknivorous

One who feeds only on cock

No thanks, I'm not a vagitarian; I'm cocknivorous

by Marvey Marv October 22, 2012

cocan

Welsh slang for describing someone as being "awesome"

"Dude, you're such a cocan"

"Ti mega cocan sdi"

by DaWelshGuyInYourStreet November 27, 2012

cocknatized

To become hypnotized by ones throbbing, veiny, uncircumcised member. (usually black)

I couldn't move on, once I looked down I became cocknatized by his glory.

by Alec baldmember November 30, 2014

Cockness Monster

A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.

Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."

by Dr. River Song January 16, 2015

Cocknobbler

A term used to describe a male who derives pleasure from inflicting pain upon another males genitalia. A cocknobbler can normally be observed punching or kicking another mans love spuds, then once said man is incapacitated, the cocknobbler will normally perform a 'tea bagging' maneuver before running away cackling wildly. See also cocknobbled for one who has been the victim of a cocknobbler.

Arrrggghh!!! I just got cocknobbled by a cocknobbler!

by Knightmarine April 6, 2015

cocknopper

A real douchebag. Someone who is basically an asshole.

That cocknopper just spilled my drink, and just kept on walking like he didn't notice.

by Gyro99 June 11, 2016

Cocknizant

From cognizant which means to be aware of, cocknizant is when a man stands so close to you that you become aware of his junk.

The dude was standing so close I became cocknizant.

by MrSazook January 19, 2017