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cock looker

One who enjoys looking at another's genitals and judges their attractiveness. However, a cock looker, does not take his visual needs into action and will only look but not touch. Be carful because Identifying one could be challenging because often times they may use binoculars to disguise their need to look at cocks.
1. While talking to Zack I noticed him smiling and looking at my cock... He must be a cock looker.
2. The beezos don't appreciate cock lookers
by Bezzos' May 20, 2016
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Cock Pilot

One that guides his cock into his own asshole with the precision of a senior pilot landing an Embraer 190 on Runway 22 on a rain soaked night at LaGuardia.
That Ron sure is quite the Cock Pilot.
by Days1 July 9, 2020
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Cock wiggle

When a nude male shakes his hips to make his erect penis swing back and forth and slap against his body; often performed by male strippers to provoke women's squeals during bachelorette parties.
Girl # 1: "That cock wiggle he does is impressive!"
Girl # 2: "Shit, he can slap that cock in my face anytime!"
Girl # 3: "Wooohoooooo!!!"
by A Man called Horse August 20, 2014
mugGet the Cock wigglemug.

Cock-La'Va

When your girlfriend eats a dominos chocolate lava cake off your penis
May I interest any of you ladies in a cock-la'va?
by Ray-Charles March 16, 2021
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cock sprung

Linny can't leave Sergio because she's "cock sprung."
by rhcie August 17, 2016
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Cock-Corn

A tin of popcorn that your boss puts his hands in after he goes to the bathroom and doesn't wash his hands.
Amber: Are you going to have some popcorn?
Sarah: I don't want any of that cock-corn, Gary's hands were all in it'
by JD DICKS December 23, 2009
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crocked cock

A penis that is drunk!
Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.
by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020
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