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Carpet Drums

To fart with but cheeks pressed directly on the floor.
Damn dudes playing insane solos on the carpet drums since we left taco bell.
by tropicaligloo October 16, 2008
mugGet the Carpet Drumsmug.

Floor Carpet

A small section of carpet that is usually placed on top of a large and many times non-carpet floor. Otherwise known as: A rug.
Will you please clean the floor carpet for me?
by rasbowlincoln August 8, 2016
mugGet the Floor Carpetmug.

carpet bomb

Carpet bombing refers to the act of a man ejaculating from the top bunk of a bunk bed onto either the floor another person, such as a woman or another man
by Sbobby January 3, 2025
mugGet the carpet bombmug.

carpet house

by ohmylolly98 June 15, 2022
mugGet the carpet housemug.

Farmers carpet

The layer of thick miscellaneous dust and debris located in warehouses that create a soft surface.
I'm glad this farmers carpet makes it soft to work on my knees.
by Beefyburrito July 14, 2024
mugGet the Farmers carpetmug.

Carpet/carpetBurn

Where your girl has a bush so thick it gives u carpet butn
Dave:yo heard u banged lottie

Jack:yah it was good fun but i got mad carpet/carpetburn
by Michael ssalg March 5, 2018
mugGet the Carpet/carpetBurnmug.

White Carpet

An excessive ammount of tissues used to masturbate.
Boy 1 : What are your plans for t'night.
Boy 2 : Im rolling out the white carpet fam.
by GodsFailedPlan June 15, 2018
mugGet the White Carpetmug.

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