Cheese Danish 

The gonorrheal juices of Hamlet.

Eww, this cheese danish is horrifying!

Cheese Danish by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003

Cheese Pie 

The act of deliberately making a false statement, in the hope someone will correct you, so you can then shout 'Cheese pie!'

"I love that When You're Gone song by Bryan Adams and Mel B", "errrr actually it was Bryan Adams and Mel C", "Cheese pie"

Cheese Pie by CLARENCE69 July 7, 2011

cheese-neck 

When you hit someone really hard in the back of the neck.

I'm gonna cheese-neck that kid over there.

cheese-neck by Radio-rebel2.0 October 26, 2017

Cheese Wagon

A 'Cheese Wagon' refers to a male who's scrotum hangs lower the penis itself.

Lucy: So how was he?
Anna: Awful! He was draggin' a cheese wagon
Lucy:.....oh

Mark: Damn its cold in here!
Kyle: Tell me about it! I'm rolling the cheese wagon!

Fran: Michael Angelo's David is so amazing..
Bob: CHEEEEESE WAGON!

Cheese Wagon by MasterofBates July 2, 2007

cheese it!

Line often uttered in early 1930's Hollywood gangster movies meant to "stop it" or "quit it" to cease whatever illegal activity prompts the command often when the police arrive.

Police siren. Hood to other hood: "Cheese it! The cops!!"

cheese it! by boris lugosi September 30, 2004

cheese pants 

The event of unexpected ejaculation in ones pants, through extreame excitement to outside stimuli.

After walking up to the brand new Ferrari, Alex proceded to make himself a pair of cheese pants. However, this was nothing compaired to the cheese pants that Kurtis made after seeing the head cheerleader flash him.

cheese pants by Baron Von Kaputnick July 30, 2008

cheese toasty 

Awkward and demeaning method of referring to the heavenly piece of culinary art known as a grilled cheese sandwich.

1. Mark keeps referring to my beautiful grilled cheese sandwich as a cheese toasty and its feelings are starting to get hurt.

cheese toasty by Brian Cherbak January 26, 2009