Douche Baggins

1.Derrogatory term used to insult a Lord of The Rings fanatic.
derived from the root terms "douche bag" (see Dumb Ass) and Frodo Baggins (a key character in the saga films).

Tony: "Hey Joe, wanna camp out for the new Lord of the Rings movie and read the novel while we wait?"

Joe: "You're such a Douche Baggins."

by PK Snau October 16, 2005

bilbo baggins

this is when a girl throws her legs over her head, then a guy tea bags her ass hole, and has his ass hanging over her chest, then takes a shit the seize of the shire on her chest.

she almost suffocated in my shit from that bilbo baggins i gave her

by dave offner(dream team) January 27, 2005

t-bagging

when you put your balls in the mouth of someone who is sleeping and take a picture as a joke

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

baggin'

the practice of being hung in an S&M dungeon in a string or other type bag while various sexual acts are performed on the captive "bagged" person

"I'm going to Birmingham/bristol this weekend to do some baggin'"
"Fancy some baggin' this weekend in the local travellodge"
"I was bagged up all weekend"

by gareth sumnall October 11, 2008

two bagger

A two bagger is a chick with a rockin' body, but a face that looks like it was beaten with an ugly stick. There are two principal reasons why someone would be called a two bagger. The most common reason is that a gentleman should be able to place one bag over her head and still enjoy the sexual experience, but for good measure will place another bag over his own head in case the aforementioned bag falls off the two bagger. Additionally, should a friend walk into the room while a sexual act with a two-bagger is occurring, the gentleman performing the act will be assured that his identity is protected.

Shawn: "Hey bud, you were a little drunk last night at the bar! If I was as drunk as you, I would have gone home with that butt ugly chick you were talking to! Did you put a bag over her head?"

Todd: "Bud, I would have used one bag, but she was definitely a two bagger."

by ajgutterbags May 18, 2011

Bagged

A prison term: A method of inflicting pain, where one person sticks his middle finger in between your balls and pinches your sac together with his outer fingers.

Sometimes people get bagged to teach them a lesson.

by livewolf November 8, 2005

two bagger

When you put a bag over a woman's head during sex plus one over yours in case hers comes off

Shes so ugly, shes definitely a two bagger

by Marcy R November 7, 2006