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Brain Boner

When you are talking and then have a random smart moment.
"Your mom just had a brain boner about robotics"
by Expression of happiness July 22, 2014
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Sweet Brains

1. Penis being sucked beyond recognition.

2. Being able to put the penis and balls in an entire mouth.

3. Oral Sex so good, you didn't even want the pussy afterwards then made a sandwich and went straight to sleep.

4. Sucked your soul through pee-pee hole.

5. Head Candy.

6. Curled your toes then and your toe nails fell off.
7. Oral sex so good, you flashed back and jerked of to the memory of it later on that day.
That girl with the eye patch gave me ridiculous head last night. Some of the best i've ever had, Sweet Brains...
by Drew Dirty February 27, 2011
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Hare Brained

A person having the intelligence of a rabbit.

An idea or philosophy that a rabbit could have conjured up
George W. Bush was the most hare brained President we ever had

Who ever came up with the hare brained idea of a burial vault?
by Stefonamus April 2, 2010
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Gains brain

When you’re so exhausted after the gym that your brain stops functioning correctly
Bro, I can’t remember what I was going to do tonight. I have gains brain after that killer workout!
by Fitter26 December 11, 2019
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Brain Case

noun. the human skull or head
Cory slipped and broke open his brain case all over my kitchen.
by Big Poppa Frost October 11, 2007
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Bro Brain

An extremely communicable disease found in hat stores catering only to the finest bro headwear and other bro paraphernalia. More severe cases include the addition of bright and oversized headphones to secure the diseased hat and transmit the illness to others. The physical manifestations of this disease lead to the patient's head tilting back and chin pointing in the air, like they just don't care.

Symptoms of this disease include but are not limited to:
-a sudden repulsion of women and female themed items
-unruly and overgrown hair on or around the neck
-attempts to "bro out" with other males (regardless of species)
-secludes self in a place referred to as a "man cave"
-loud proclamations of friendliness to women (since it conflicts with the first symptom, it creates confusion for the friends and family of the affected)

To avoid this disfiguring disease, keep an eye out for hat stores with overt bro symbols and customs (such as hats up to the ceiling and bright stickers on the bill of the hat). Also, never trade hats with someone exhibiting these symptoms due to the highly contagious nature of Bro Brain.

Cures for this affliction are being researched, however at this time no cure or vaccine is available.
"Oh dear, that poor young man seems to have caught bro brain."
"Well darn! My date started out friendly, but then I noticed the hair growths around his neck, bro customs, the frathole shirt, and knew he had Bro Brain."
by hydra-phobia August 29, 2015
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Owen brain

Owen brain is a very special type of brain that only one person known has. The person, Owen, always acts so dumb in many situations and says things unrelated to what is being said. Other symptoms of Owen brain is baldness and excessive disturbance to people but scientists still have not been able to study it or find the cause or reason for it.
Why is this guy saying this, oh right its his Owen brain
by THE GOATTTTT May 4, 2023
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