Boyfriend-in-law

When you are talking to somebody about your sister in law's boyfriend and not wanting to include him as part of the family.

I am tired of my Boyfriend-in-law, I wish they would break up.

by I-HATE-MINE October 20, 2010

Boyfriend

Something that we all want but don't have. Someone that every bitchy girl from school or on instagram seem to have, while the only healthy relationship you have in your life is with that fake plant that you bought at urban outfitters to try to be an artsy bitch. On a serious note, a boyfriend is a guy that will make you feel special and perfect and make you smile. Never felt that? me neither, don't worry lol. Girls seem to have really high expectations when it comes to boyfriends... All we want is a guy that looks like timothée chalamet, that sounds like harry styles, that has the sense of humour of tom holland and that has a dash of dolan twins... ya feel me?

Girl 1: Dude I really want a boyfriend?
Girl 2: bitch what is a bow-frand?
Girl 1: u dumb ass bitch
Girl 2: dude the only guy I want in my life is your dad
Girl 1: What did you just say?
Girl 2: wait, what?

by themostreliabledictionaryiknow May 27, 2019

boyfriendhrry

the bestest person in the world and if u disagree ur a freak😊😂 my fav moot<3

“ boyfriendhrry is the best” “ikr!”

by mama baka 😒🥺🤔 June 2, 2021

Starbucks boyfriend

A guy that you've charmed into giving you coffees and other things for free. This guy may even come into your work and bring you a coffee.

You're not interested in dating this guy, but you keep him around for the free stuff.

"Are you dating that guy? He's always coming in to visit you and bringing you coffee."
"Oh, no. He's just my Starbucks boyfriend."

by hottiemeg99 December 7, 2009

Finn boyle

An ancient oriental saying, used to define a being of pure awesomeness and skill.

that ollie was so finn boyle man! gnarly!!!

by Cameron Scotty April 21, 2011

My boyfriend pulled a Joel

A phrase used when a guy 'rainchecks' his girlfriend for the tenth time.

friend 1: "My boyfriend pulled a Joel on me today!"

friend 2: "Aww, I'm sorry to hear that."

by Hazel Sherwood October 27, 2011

Rosie's Boyfriend

"Rosie's Boyfriend" means penis. "Rosie Palm and her five sisters" is a common slang expression for one's hand especially in the context of masturbation it then follows that "Rosie's Boyfriend" is the penis.

After the party I introduced Julie to "Rosie's Boyfriend" and they totally hit it off.

by Professor Nick June 8, 2014