Water Balloon

Trumps everything thrown in Paper, Rock, Scissors, and therefore, life. Seen on the TV show "Friends".

Phoebe: Scissors beats Paper.
Joey: Fire burns paper.
Phoebe: Water balloon.

by RansomedStallion March 9, 2015

Water Ballooned

When you wrap up and, mid smash, wait to get just soft enough to piss into the condom. Fill it up. Slyly withdrawal, pinching and tying off the "balloon". Run.

Ah shit man, I dont think I'm coming to the party.

Why not?

I water ballooned Marika last weekend, not sure if she ever got it out after. Either way, she's gonna be pissed.

by party on April 3, 2015

frosty balloons

An STD, transmitted in gay sex, in which the male inhibitor's testicles will turn blue and will become deceptible to frost bite, and even will grow tiny icicles, which in term will result in lots of pain.

Man 1: Shit dude, I think I got frosty balloons.
Man 2: You should go to a doctor before it gets worse....
Man1: Yeah, I should.

by ThePubicHairManic July 3, 2016

banana balloon

When your penis blows up after lack of sexual interest

Luan: Dude I've not had sex in a week... look what happened

* shows a bomb site in penis area*
Emii: eww that's such a banana balloon

by EmiiLikesCats May 24, 2016

Big balloon body

Where the patient's body is completely swollen in all directions in the shape of a big ball. (Sometimes the breasts inflate too) Admit it, you know you want to do this to your girlfriend.

Troy: Wow, would you look at Jenny's big balloon body?

Jenny: Troy, this isn't funny! Deflate me this instance!

Erica: Whee! This so much bouncy fun!

by Gangster Twinks January 16, 2017

Helicum Balloon

An insanely large cum bubble produced from the combination of a crazy amount of jizz in the asshole and a fart. With a large enough fart, the balloon will take off and usually splatter hot sperm all over the nearest victim.

Jenny got pounded by so many dudes at the frat party last night she was producing the biggest helicum balloons you could possibly imagine!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 25, 2017

Shart Balloon

Everyone that voted in the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election; a balloon full of human waste, a mixture of both solid and gaseous.

Gender Neutral Example 1: Did you hear that Jacob voted?!

Gender Neutral Example 2: Yeah the dude's a complete Shart Balloon.

by Lilwhiteshark June 5, 2017