Blumpkin

An alternative and very sexual phrase for big boner.

"Hey Jimmy I see your big ol' blumpkin sticking out of your new limited edition Shaquille O'Neal basketball shorts, by the way nice blumpkin".

by Oiyer69 July 8, 2022

Prairie blumpkin

When an individual is receiving oral sex from a good friend and the recipient throws an egg in his or hers face.

“I was getting a really toothy blowjob from Cody the other day so I hit him with a gnarly prairie blumpkin.”

by Wooglas October 23, 2024

burmese blumpkin

When the Blumpkin reciprocate has had a rather large and cheesy meal at their local Taco Bell. Usually ends messy.

Yea man, I just had taco bell the other day so i got a burmese blumpkin from her, Bless her soul.

by OnceAManNowANarwal May 9, 2024

Lithuanian Blumpkin

A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick

Person 1: Dude, I heard you got a Lithuanian Blumpkin

Person 2: Yeah dude, my shit was volatile

by LogJamShep March 8, 2022

Prairie Blumpkin

When a homie blows you and you throw an egg in their face

Nic was blowing Brandon, till he hit him in the face with his pocket egg, turning it into a prairie blumpkin

by Slana October 29, 2024

Reverse blumpkin

The act in which the female is taking a shit on the toilet, and the man stands facing her while she is jacking off his penis. Until love juice is ejaculated upon her chest. (Also known as a reverse blandie) (blumpkin handie)

“That ain’t nothing dude my gf gave me a reverse blumpkin”
“Wow that skeezer at the party gave me a mind blowing blandie”
“My grandma Walked in on me getting a reverse blumpkin at the family’s thanksgiving dinner”

by mrbigdaddy69 February 16, 2020

COUNTRY BLUMPKIN

Giving a blumpkin, (BJ on the Privy) in an Outhouse.

Steven said to Jessicah; "I heard Lawrence got a country blumpkin from Elissa last night over at the outhouse out yonder".....

by Chainsaw_cutie January 7, 2023