man-battered hand cakes

Any sort of pancake-like pan-fried product with "special sauce" included.

I whipped up a bunch of spunk-filled man-battered hand cakes for my guests at breakfast yesterday.

by Chilidog December 14, 2007

Sexual Battery

When someone shoves a battery up their own or someone else’s holes including but not limited to asshole, vagina, and sometimes urethra for sexual pleasure involving said battery acid and electrocution.

Why tf would you sexual battery yourself like that?

Because that battery acid feels so good up your ass.

by Logibear69 March 15, 2019

ghetto blaster

a radio or boombox;pro skater Chad Muska has one of these

Bob:Hey dude Chad Muska's selling his ghetto blaster at the flea market.
Rick:That's sick dude is it a bargain price?
Chad Muska:Yeah man it's a bargain.

by James Grimmer January 17, 2004

Battersby

Someone who sleeps around and doesnt give sex a second thought. A 'Batterbsy' will sleep around with any man, fat or thin she'll let you stick it in.

OMG you've slept with 25 people!? your such a Battersby!

Slag, slut, whore, sket, skank.

by gurney's gurning June 10, 2012

Baby Battering Ram

Another name for a penis utilizing the terms "baby batter" or semen, cum, jizz...and "battering ram" or large blunt object used to open things.

"Yo, isn't baby battering ram a funny name for a penis"

Re: "Yeah, kind of"

by babybatter August 2, 2009

Mississippi Crab Blaster

When a man from the US South farts on another man's dick. The recipient of the fart usually has gonorrhea.

Hey there Bob, thanks for that Mississippi crab blaster last night!

by Your mother's worst nightmare May 18, 2010

battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM)

when your computer is under 10% battery, and you race against time to find your charger. when you find it, you stick it up your butt and yell "YEE HAW!" before plugging it in.

OMG MAH COMPUTER BE DYIN I NEEDA STICK A CHARGER UP MAH BUTT

(battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM)

by bahblahbalh September 25, 2011