Benjamin

Benjamin
(ben-juh-min)

An annoying little cunt with no friends who won’t shut up. Overcompensates for his tiny peepee by spending way too much time at the gym, flexing muscles nobody asked to see. Usually short, loud, and desperate for attention — the kind of guy who thinks he’s intimidating but everyone’s just laughing at him.

“Don’t invite that Benjamin, he’ll just show up alone, flex his biceps, and talk about himself while nobody listens.”

by Obama has dih August 19, 2025

Benjamin Netanyahu

The current genocidal, morally empty and corrupt Prime Minister of the apartheid State of Israel. His position of power over the state began in 1996 to 1999, then again from 2009 to 2021, and from 2022 to today (2025). Regarding the clear arrest warrants issued towards him, in his civilian targeting, bribery, fraud, genocidal intentions and other heinous acts with no reasonable objection to these acts, one can make the understandable statement that Benjamin Netanyahu is inherently 'evil'.

Benjamin Netanyahu will one day face the consequences of his actions.

by Barry Bean Bajuson August 25, 2025

benjamin

an annoying nerd who thinks hes always right and will threaten you if you disagree

kid: hey benjamin

benjamin: *whack*
kid: hey what was that for
benjamin: you dont like mozart

by Mutant Giant Spider Dog September 3, 2025

Benjawoman

BenjaMAN but (Benja)woman >:)

You hear about Benjamen, yea he transitioned.

so its benjawoman now?

yea

cool

by Liquid mercury :P September 16, 2025

Benjani Style

The act where one partner (male) lays on their back with their legs over their head while the other partner (Also male) rubs a mix of mayonnaise, mustard, relish, and ketchup on the partner who is on their backs penis. After this the person with the mixture n their penis uses a flesh light to ejaculate. After this action the other partner will rub the mixture onto a hotdog and put it in their anus. Once the partner with the hotdog in their anus ejaculates both partners then will poop on each other and play around with it.

Benjani and Brooks had some fin doing it Benjani Style last night.

by TommyIs_Stinky01 September 22, 2025

Benjamin

Types of people that are misogynistic and go for looks in relationships

Racial slur towards Asian men

royce: men go to war and women belong in the kitchen

grace: stop being such a benjamin..

by xiong.editor October 15, 2025

Benjamin Smith

A truly amazing man. His loyalty is immeasurable. He signifies the true meaning of a convict. He greatly values his freedom and will go to great lengths to insure he is safe from the opps. He will protect the ones he loves at all costs. If you are on his team you're in good hands. He has coined the phrase "I'm going to the store" which means I'm leaving and I probably will not return any time soon. Benjamin Smith is made of steal! Not even an F-150 can stop him. His sex game is on point, and is worthy of taking notes. If you are one of the lucky ones to experience it you should consider yourself lucky ... he's not your average Joe. Do not betray him, it will end all bad. He holds the title for a few unmentionable skills. He's a great cook!! Listen carefully when he talks, when he gives you advice or directions then you better comprehend what he tells you, because when it comes to the law he will never start you wrong. He is one of the sexiest men on the planet and he most definitely has BDE! If he gives you his time then take it for what it's worth. He is definitely a one of a kind!

Look at him ... He is cute in his own special way! Duh ... that's because he's Benjamin Smith!"

by The Bad Guys Girl October 17, 2025