The Bear Story

A long and complicated story used to cheer someone up, fill awkward silences or just make people laugh. (also an unbelieveable excuse)

The Bear Story- So, I was walking through the hall in the mall one day and there was this bear, just sitting there, eating a jar of honey. And I said, 'bear, what the crap are you doing?" and then, THE BEAR, said, 'I'm eatnig a jar of honey, what the crap are you doing?' So I said 'pfft. pfft. pfft. well I don't want to talk to you if you're going to be like that' so I go to walk away, all upset, and he sticks out his foot and I trip and tragically break my leg. And then a squirrel comes up and picks my pockets and runs away with my cash! And then a raccoon comes by and says 'Joey, you stink at lying' and I go 'pfft, my name's not Joey' and I get up to chase the squirrel and my leg is miraculously healed HALELUJAH! And then, an elephant walks by and I go 'you never saw a stranger sight.' And THAT'S why you never milk an ostrich.

by SweeneyToddIsEpic August 5, 2010

Djungelskog bear

A bear from ikea, only costing $39 aud btw, that is a holy bear, sent by god himself, for your pleasure.

The djungelskog is also one of the most powerful being in the universe, because he controls all the Fortnite V-Bucks

Damn, that djungelskog bear is looking mighty fine.

by Fortnite battle pass March 9, 2022

skeet bear

awkward mammal that cannot control itself

hey whats that? uhhhh what the hell am i in... that damn skeet bear

by awkwardneedstobeknown June 1, 2009

Pumpkin bear

Alpha male, hot boyfriend that is a sweetheart in the inside and strong on the outside. This leaves you with the perfect balance of feeling safe and adored.

I love you pumpkin bear!

by Bluntsj October 10, 2013

bear tail

some shit left in the ass cheeks because it was unsuccsesfuly "held in"

as i was playing games, i noticed that the room smelt like shit, i think imy brother has a bear tail, so i said, "dude, go spoon out that bear tail,"

by Ricky Brito May 28, 2008

boo bear

The name of a little blue bear. He's a bear that loves blueberries, dancing, and the color blue. He's the cutest little bear in the world.

"Oh Boo Bear. You're so cute. Boo Bear?"

by katwina October 29, 2006

Black bear

When a non-african american woman seeks comfort from an african american male, she calls him this; a protector; a dark guardian; her dark knight

"I'll be your snowbunny if you'll be my black bear."

by Nettiebabyy June 28, 2012