14725th base

getting your cock sucked by a giraffe while playing Video games.

dude 1: omg i got to 14725th base last night !!

dude 2: no wayyy!!!!

by i love monkeys . January 23, 2009

second base

fist base: kissing, french kissing, open mouth
second base: feeling up, touching breasts/ nipples, shirt off, touching penis
SHORT STOP: fingering, hand job
third base: blow job, eating out, tossed salad
home: duh, sex

ha ha i accidentally got to second base the other day didn't even realize my hand was there!!

by flowerlife March 16, 2008

baghead

Whilst normally used to describe a person who consumes narcotics, this term has also found use in Barnsley, UK, to refer to a person wearing baggy clothes, looks a bit scruffy, listens to "alternative" music or is a "goth" or "mosher".

Whether the origin relates to the dress sense and hygiene or drug use of alternative goths in the region is unknown. It is currently used as both a derogatory and complimentary term.

Numerous pronunciations exist, including "bag ed" and "bageee-ad"

1. Tha's a reet dirty bageee-ad.
2. I'm not listening to any of that baghead music.
3. I think my next girlfriend's gotta be a baghead like me, I don't wanna hear another Lady Gaga track ever again.

by WaferMouse January 2, 2010

jew basher

someone who hates on jews, always making comments about people being jews and having those funny little hats

man you are such a jew basher, why do you have to talk about jesus that way?

by deadsniper5 March 26, 2010

based_and_ancap_pilled

She’s really baste, nice, and a really good singer. But she does happen to have some downsides. She’s British and is a white woman.

I just read “Anatomy of the State” by Murray Rothbard, I’m based_and_ancap_pilled!

by eater_of_ass October 7, 2020

1st base

making out

Elizabeth's mom walked in on her andher boyfriend making out on the couch

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

48th base

(noun) An achievement that requires you to do the following... Go into a time machine, on Wednesday, in order to change the history of your life, thus causing a paradox. Once the paradox is set and parallel universes are being spontaneously spewed into existence, you must find one with a real life Jurassic Park and shoot all the protagonists dead. Take their bodies into a large volcano as a sacrifice to summon Mr. Pamplemousse, the fire god. You will them perform 23 bases of your choosing on him, whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, Old McDonald, and Dragostea Din Tei. Finally, you must have already done half the steps while raping 89 squirrels along the way BEFORE you read these instructions!!! All this must have additionally been done without ever losing The Game.

Person A: "After my lifelong quest, I have finally done it!"

Person B: "Done what?"

Person A: "I've reached 48th Base!"

Person B: "You made a paradox, destroyed the plot of a movie, and went squirrel crazy without being instructed to OR losing The Game?!"

Person A: "Yep!"

Person B: "Really?! 89 squirrels!?"

Person A: "DAMMIT, no!!! I did 90!"

Person B: "Better luck next time."

*World War IX destroys Earth over the recent pandemic of insane squirrels* BOOM!

by Too Many Bases! May 21, 2009