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Pit badger 

A women that hangs out at the Friday night dirt track traces and roams the pits staring down all the sexy racer. Usually doinks the man after his best top finish of 3rd place. Claims she changes her oil and put air in her own tires... first husband was her cousin, dad always told her “you fuck like mom”
Jimbo, you see that fine 9 finger pit badger I snatched?
Pit badger by Devro November 6, 2018

Rusty Badger 

A sexual act where the male pulls out during sex and inserts into the female anus and then reinserts the poo covered penis into the female vagina.
I’m in a really weird mood, let’s do a rusty badger
Rusty Badger by CrazyFecker March 1, 2019

cranky badger 

When a brunette gets cum in her hair and isn't happy about it.
Yeah I came all over her face, she was a cranky badger afterwards...
cranky badger by Kropotkin92 April 25, 2021

Honey badger pops

honey badger backflip cereal with real bees making honey while bouncing on a trampoline while eating banana popsicles.
Honey badger pops by little man 13 February 10, 2023

Butthole badger 

The act of visiously going balls deep in a chicks asshole till she doesn't know what to do afterwards, like when a honey badger attacks massively bigger animals with no fucks given.
Yo u can call me Jagger cause of my swaggar, but yo ass gonna call me butthole badger cause I don't quit giving you this sick hole platter.

Beat a badger with A penis 

When you think your partner is mad at you. And you have to fish the waters to find out if they are or if you are just over reacting. you use this phrase to cover your ass.
You: Babe why are you mad at me?

Them: I'm not. ( mad tone)

You: what you Look like I ''just beat a badger with a penis".