This is a ritual that starts in the morning. You start by jerking off and right before climaxing, you penetrate your lover in there anus while they are laying on their belly. After climaxing in their anus, you vigorously scramble the contents around for equal distribution. After thoroughly blending the contents, you flip the other person and smear everything on their belly with your penis.
by Sirwil45 April 17, 2016
The act to have buttsex, to help them relieve themselves of constipation. (Bear eat plenty of nuts and plants too back themselves up so they don't poop during hibernation)
by Uncle nastywill October 24, 2010
young people who don't know how to handle their weed. will get annoyed or paranoid over little things and lash out or make mistakes during their high. will always want more and more bud, but cannot afford it because they are little commies and think capitalism is hiding under their bed. probably has a bad credit score and hops around from apartment complex to apartment complex after getting kicked out by management. annoying little bitches. will end up working at tj max when they are 80. loves to play victim and blame people for their own problems or shortcomings. may be into grunge and live in seattle.
Hey Bob who is that?
It's a angry stoner who moved in a few days ago. They will probably cause themselves lots of problems and self-destruct -- nothing to worry about.
It's a angry stoner who moved in a few days ago. They will probably cause themselves lots of problems and self-destruct -- nothing to worry about.
by CreampieMyBong June 24, 2011
The act of posting status updates in an angry state of mind. Normally about how other people "annoy" or "piss me off" and is generally bothersome to other people who may read, though other people may just jump in behind them.
Person A: ARGHGGH person C makes me SSOOOOOOO ANGREHHH! blargh!!!!11!!one!!!!!1!eleven!!!
Person B: OMG I AGREEEEEEEEEEEE
Person D: Enough of the angry facebooking...
Person B: OMG I AGREEEEEEEEEEEE
Person D: Enough of the angry facebooking...
by smooth-operator December 15, 2010
When you cum in a girls eye kick her in the shin and run away so shes hopping on one leg and has one eye closed
by Sean "anal seepage" Mielke May 07, 2008
A sexual experiment; started by having a man ejaculate in to a womans mouth, and tickling her which will force her to choke, causing the sperm to fly everywhere.
by HUMANVIBRATOR April 15, 2009
When a man, who is secually attracted to only cheerleaders but is crippled by his obsessiveness over germs, forces said cheerleader to occupy a bubble contraption, thereby engagin in pleasurable cheerleader sex inside a germ-free environment.
"Dan knew that the cheerleader he was eyeing was unsavory, so he decided to gag her and force her into a bubble and thus engaging in the angry pettit."
by ITTTTTT September 29, 2009