Alberto

One of the most sexiest man in the universe he is so hot and sexy and beautiful he makes me cum every second he looks at me

Omg Its Alberto *cums*

by Fawnino April 13, 2022

alberts.r4t

Someone who has blonde short curly hair and is short themselves

Wow they are such a alberts.r4t

by Melanie169462 April 25, 2022

Alberto

Some doofus who is gorgeous as hell.

someone: yo who has that goofy ahh haircut?

me: shut up that’s Alberto.

by kkayakk September 5, 2022

albertan lemonade stand

A gas station. Serving Alberta’s sweet nectar (oil).

Eh bud! I’m runnin low on juice. Can we stop at the Albertan Lemonade Stand up the road?

by ThicccSebaaaaaa April 8, 2023

Alberta fire extinguisher

The Alberta fire extinguish is when you fill a woman with some much cum and punch her in the stomach making the cum come out of her other holes

Buddy I was havin a fire with this chick and blew my load in her last night turning her into the alberta fire extinguisher

by Who cares my friend June 13, 2023

Albertan Crème Brûlée

To hack a dart while concurrently sucking on a Werther’s Original caramel.

Hey Justin, wanna go to the smoke pit for an Albertan Crème Brûlée?

by CaptainBerta July 18, 2023

lamont alberta

an absolute shithole of a town filled with pot smoking cousin fucking ppl you never want to move to lamont

i drove through lamont alberta today and seen a bunch of kids smoking at the triangle and a guy mowing his lawn but naked fuckin mint

by weeeeenorrrr October 17, 2019