fart pee

When you try so hard to fart that you pee a little. The opposite of per fart

I let out a fart pee while sitting on the couch and had to go change my pants.

by bobby winchester May 31, 2016

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Pee-on Platoon

Workers that fill minor support roles on the job ("assistants"), yet somehow tend to be the focus of the frustrations and negative emotions that are ever-present in the workplace.

Owner to Manager: "Company profits fell last quarter."

Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."

Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!

Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"

by Lazy Slacker July 31, 2009

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pee drink

any drink which has a taste of pee (usually about beer)

Shit, man, this beer is a pee drink! Why did you buy it?

by Yana Hype May 26, 2017

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Pee Affair

a love triangle between 2 people in the same family and a stranger.

My brother hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, I didn't know he was gay! This is such a pee affair smh.

by dapee June 28, 2021

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Pee Cupboard

The cupboard of which I used as a personal training potty for the last 5 years. For reference, I am a middle aged man living on his own living off of my own eyelashes and toe nails

I just crapped my pants in the Pee Cupboard

by Blackman (black super hero) July 7, 2023

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