Wrestlein' the noodle

wacking off,playing with yourself

adam sandler was wrestlein' the noodle last night

by HonkeySpivey18 May 10, 2010

noodle salad

When a group of males places their flaccid penises in the mouth of another person.

1. "We gave Julien a noodle salad while he was passed out drunk last night."

by Car 54 April 28, 2016

Poodle noodle

A good pun to break the ice when someone sees you fucking the dog

"Oh my God what are you doing!?"
"Don't worry I've just hot a poodle noodle, it just looks like that"

by Leedle leedle leeeeeeeee December 21, 2020

fish and noodles

What happens when Little Mix's Perrie Edwards doesn't know British Cuisine

"Fish and Noodles" Perrie Edwards 2014

by Fish and noodles August 22, 2020

Noodle licker

A heterosexual woman who turns lesbian because she gets tired of licking limp dicks

After a career of being a noodle licker, Bonnie is now happy w/ Jane's soft taco.

by DirtyDenimDawn May 15, 2018

slimmy noodle

When chewing gum; mainly orbit, stride, and juicy fruit; starts to fall apart in your mouth. it turns into a noodle of slime.

Girl: Damn, this tastes like a slimmy noodle in my mouth!

by crazy-fun August 1, 2011

magic noodle

reference to clitoris based on shape and pliability resembling a noodle. Area of high arousal of women.

I got her squealing by playing with her magic noodle.

by mcmersch March 10, 2011