William McKinley

25th president of the United States. He was assassinated but some anarchist but no one cares about his assassination, like James A. Garfield's. It doesn't help that his vice president is Teddy Roosevelt, so when he died Teddy took the place. Since Teddy is considered one of the best presidents, literally no one cares about poor Will. Feels bad man.

"Hey, you care about William McKinley in any way?"
"Who?"
"Same."

by Wait what's a username October 22, 2020

Brian Williams

God. Brian Williams is a news anchor on Nightly News on NBC. He is the best living anchorman today.

Random Person: Who is Brian Williams?
News Enthusiast: God.

by Coexistence November 30, 2009

Evan Williams

Plays ping pong and loves to complain

Evan Williams: "Ping pong practice was so tiring"

by britt12342 June 5, 2019

william's wig

Bill's toupee. (bills to pay)

John: I would love to give you money for that wonderful beej you just gave me, but I have mad william's wig.

Hooker: I'm calling my pimp.

by stefanmartin April 4, 2008

William Hung

A talented commedian. Tried out for American Idol and because he didn't sound like other people, he lost. Then he became famous.

William Hung sang "She bangs!"

by Anna July 16, 2004

William the Conqueror

As you're about to cum during head tell the girl to stop, start to put your clothes back on then when she least expects it... Jizz in her eye!

Girl friend: I need some help with my history essay

You: ok cool, I'll teach you about william the conqueror.

by cranking it up March 13, 2011

Britton Williams

One who has a huge cock and violently abuses others with it.

Adam: Did you hear Brandon needed 612 stitches in his asshole?
Nick: Britton Williams. (Shakes head in disgust)

by GFYMNIGGER October 6, 2021