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whitney wasted

(adj.) Wasted in the form and style relative to a familiar "Whitney." Usually referring to a step up from white girl wasted, in other words a good-quality level of intoxication without the embarrassment.
Man, I got Whitney wasted last night and it was the best night of my life.
by MerriamWebster28 February 1, 2014
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business wasted

n.
when one gets drunk for business reasons
"Dude, are you wasted?"
"Yeah man, but it's cool, it's for work. I'm business wasted. See? I'm in my suit and everything."
by tiffany yo April 23, 2014
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Crater Wasted

When a person drinks copious amounts of alcohol and ends up getting a hole in their liver as a result. Similar to white girl wasted but more punk rock
Andy: Daniel is in the hospital
Suskerdoo: oh god why?
Andy: He had too much hooch last night and got crater wasted
by Ronald_ShootinJays_VasDeferens January 23, 2015
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pop wasted

An intoxicated state that one may experience after consuming ridiculous amounts of popular culture.
Joey: I just watched seven seasons of 'Friends' in one sitting and I'm starting to feel funny. Do you think that's normal?
Phoebe: Oh yeah, you're probably just pop wasted.
by Brosalie February 21, 2015
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abi wasted

Surpassing levels of white girl wasted. You tend to dance in a corner by yourself while chain-smoking a whole pack of cigarettes.
How am I so hungover today? You were abi wasted last night. You tried to fight a guy in a wheelchair
by Ax3-AAA May 2, 2015
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Period Wasted

Feeling Faint, Sick, Tired, Awful! Etc
Girl 1 - "Ugh I Feel Like Fainting & These Cramps!"
Girl 2 - "Omg! Your juss Period Wasted 💁🏼"
by Amethyst Ferland October 4, 2015
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Royally Wasted

I'm so royally wasted that I'll be praying to the porcelain
by scrantonsquirrels December 1, 2015
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