harnoot walmart 

the most passive aggressive person ever. also the worst ever and so mean. also very rich for some random reason

omg look at harnoot walmart

she’s so weird

harnoot walmart by harnoorhateclub November 26, 2021

The Walmart Paradox 

Walmart paradox refers to the futile locking of common household items to reduce theft but then not hiring enough staff to allow people to buy the items stuck in the case incurring loss of sales

Synonyms dilemma, quagmire

The Walmart paradox is a stupid solution causing the same problem

The Walmart Paradox by Reefermechanic420 March 1, 2024

Dirty Walmart

When your platonically stimulating your male close friends genitalia with your oral cavity outside a Walmart on the sidewalk, but a presumably homeless druggy catches you and laughs softly well saying that's kinda weird man, so you proceed to get the fuck out of there.

"Man, I was so embarrassed cuz me and Connor had a dirty Walmart the other day"

Dirty Walmart by Dirty Little Boy January 22, 2026

chanel vs walmart 

Chanel vs walmart is whenever you see something really awesome and cool, but then you see a cheap copycat version of it

An example of a Chanel vs Walmart

Chanel: Nicki Minaj
Vs
Walmart: Iggy Azalea

chanel vs walmart by asqwertyuionv4577 November 27, 2016

Model of Walmart 

Often too in shape or skinny-fat to be lumped in with the general People of Walmart, these are people (mostly women) who have fooled themselves into thinking they exist at the pinnacle of fashion. In reality however, they've completely given up and are just running around town in ugly gym clothes all day.

Hey! Check out the Model of Walmart coming this way. Goddamn, that camel monster between her legs is hungry for polyester and imitation elastic.

Model of Walmart by Positive Language Contributor October 8, 2018

what in the walmart

A phrase used when a person in a store or just someone trashy does something that makes you want to question it.

Customer: "Hey you want to see my gerbils?"
*pulls out gerbils from ass*
Clerk: "What in the Walmart are you doing?"

what in the walmart by Smith dux Wurd December 11, 2018

Josh the fat Walmart dad 

He's a fat bitch and he looks like that fat dad at wammart

Hey look it's josh the FAT Walmart dad

Josh the fat Walmart dad by Kdultimategaming May 15, 2022