Windshield Wiper

When you give your girlfriend a facial, and then proceed to wipe it off with your erect penis in a manner resembling a windshield wiper.

The splatter was too impressive. I needed to whip out the windshield wiper.

by becky mickckcialalakz\iz October 21, 2008

wipeout

The result of smoking too much drugs

You wipeout!

by ? March 11, 2003

Windshield Wiper

When you skeet on a girls face and then slap it off, rubbing it into her pores in the process.

- That girl needs me to giver her a windshield wiper.
- Paris Hilton has had her windshield wiped many times.

by Ryan Staples June 11, 2006

windshield wiper

The technique used to test if a girl is, how you say, shaved or not; the process by which you start touching a girls stomach and then quickly swing a finger below her her belt and swoosh it back up (in a windshield wiper movement) before she can tell you you are being too forward.

On a first date I used the windshield wiper to find out what i really wanted to know about her. She had a jungle down there!

by ABC Maryland May 1, 2006

Windshield Wiper

Sticking a penis extremely far into a rectum, picking the other person up by way of penis, and moving them side to side in midair.

Friend 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Friend 2: We broke up. She wanted me to windshield wiper her too often.

by tymajors March 31, 2015

back-front-wiper

When A Woman's crotch smells like she wiped her ass from back to front. . .

Dang bro I was just about to go down on her and it hit me in the face like a back-front-wiper!

by IIIII TK IIIII December 7, 2010

wipegrade

Similar to an 'upgrade,' a wipegrade is an update (usually of a piece of software) that involves a partial or complete removal of the existing system.

In computer programming and operating systems, a wipegrade is sometimes necessary.

Person 1: I downloaded too many viruses and I can't get rid of them, Will updating my operating system help?

Person 2: Nah, just wipegrade it.

by valce1 November 17, 2009