Victoria 

Your love is nourishing
Your sex is a spiritual experience
You're a beautiful human being

Your presence a gift to the world and it will never be the same when you're gone

Victoria's smile drives all the guys wild 😉

Victoria by nicksvickie2008 June 8, 2017

victoria gotti 

A blonde chic who is the daughter of some big time mobster, John Gotti. She has her own reality show called 'Growing Up Gotti'. Stars her and her 3 little brat boys- John, Carmine and Frank.

Victoria Gotti is okay but her sons are totally spoilt!

And they all live in their dilapadated mansion.

victoria gotti by FlowerFrame July 28, 2006

french military victories 

HAHA are we serious? French military victory is just a slang phrase for " retreat!!!!!"

A french soldier says, " god damnit, well never be able to fight the Germans now, all of our tanks treads are all burnt out becuase of going into reverse to much, fuck."
French Tank Commander, "Hey what did u expect, did u see those guys?? they were pointing guns at us!"

french military victories by Chris Johnson May 27, 2004

French military victories 

*Notable* French-only military victories include:

1) The 100 Years War
2) That's it.

The Crimean War doesn't count. Although the French played an important war, the primary players were the British and the Russians.

William the Conqueror of Normandy (William the Bastard as he was then known) was most likely of Celtic or Viking descent, not actually a Frenchman.

Napoleon was actually bad for France, it was worse off after he was finished with it than it had been. At least it was somewhat respectable before. (Although the French people were better off under the psychopath Napoleon than under the incompetent French royalty)

Indo-china...That was as pointless as the American attempt later on.

And Kung-fu Jesus, losing 50,000 troops over fourteen years is better, not worse, than losing 90,000 in less time.

France sucks. Get over it, France.

French military victories by Rado December 19, 2004

Victoria 

A beautiful girl who is crafty and can do many things. Loves to fool around and hear jokes. Has brown hair.

Girl: who is that girl with the homemade bracelet and shiny hair
Guy: it's victoria

Victoria by Cheerleader1119 March 7, 2016

Victoria 

Baddest bitch of them all whome is fucking lit and is fucking loyal and will love her mans and if he drops her she and she ain't gone be stunting bc he dumb for she gives some fucking bomb ass head

Victoria had me almost break my neck while she was sucking me

Victoria by Litshawdy4evr June 16, 2017

Victoria 

A girl who is beautiful, kind, smart, and creative. Likes to play guitar and write, and can be found on MLIA, watching Glee, or talking about Youtube.

Person 1: Did you see that girl? She was talking about youtube, who is she?

Person 2: Oh, thats Victoria

Victoria by SuggaDaddyV December 28, 2009