Vagina Vision

Forming your hands in the shape vagina, thumbs to thumbs and top fingers to top fingers, and looking through the hole at someone who is bailing out on something fun. Vagina vision is also used during times of fear.

Jimmy: This party if great but my girlfriend is sick at home, I'm gonna take off.
Aaron: (Looking at Jimmy through his vagina vision)
Jimmy: What are you doing dude?
Aaron: Looking at a big pussy.

by Momo Mayes July 20, 2007

Vagina Cork

A penis

As I pointed to my penis, I said,"I'm gonna stick her with my vagina cork".

by Ratoneous Craig February 14, 2009

vagina leech

(n) Male who incessantly pops his pastel polo collars, talks up his game, acts like a jerk-off, and leeches the freshman vag. Often a fraternity related disorder.

Man, that frat boy sure is a vagina leech, he picked up 3 chicks this weekend!

by rd7 May 13, 2005

sour vagina

The false denial of desire for something sought but not acquired; to denigrate and feign disdain for the vagina which one could not attain.

Source: A tiger named Pepsei

Read my lips you infected pus-dribbling sour vagina: you are just jealous RossMAN's getting all that young, hot & dumb poon with minimal effort. His sexual prowess makes you feel like an inadequate and sad masturbating bear.

by theprodigalrebel October 27, 2007

fornicating vagina

A politicly correct statement for a 'fucking cunt'.

"What a fornicating vagina".

by Just meee January 22, 2009

Taco Vagina

The female form of a chode. A vagina that is wider than it is long is a taco vagina

That bitch had such a taco vagina that it looked like it was smiling at me.

by In honor of Erik May 9, 2003

Sandy Vagina

A really bitchy person, is very irritable and cranky.

Me: oh my god, we gotta get that sand out of your vagina its making you cranky, does it itch?
Dont mind him everyone, ehs got sandy vagina

by Alex Papa February 19, 2008