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ur pap a trap 

in an attempt to combat the all powerful combat cars, such as "ur nanny tranny" and "ur sister a mister," ancient magic weilders all joined together to craft this all powerful trap card.

if this card is in your deck, it is only to be activated when "ur nanny tranny" or better has been played against you. the opponent no longer exhists, nor ever had, in order to protect the wielder.
Joseph: Ur granny tranny
Carlos: Ur sister a mister
Joseph: you fool! you have activated my trap card: "Ur Pap a Trap"

*time temporarily pauses as the universe equalizes itself out. the opponent previously known as Carlos dissapears from before him, and no living being reckognizes the name. the "Ur Sister a Mister" card is no longer applied, for the user never exhisted.
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Ur dad likes spageth 

Worst insult ever worse than ur dad lesbian or ur sister a mister
Alex: Ur mom gay
Jones: Ur dad lesbian

Alex: Ur dad likes spageth

Jones: *throws up, explodes, goes to hell*

ur momma a pappa 

even worse than ur granny tranny or ur pappy trappy, the one who gets insulted dies in the moment
Viv: ur mom gay
L: ur pappy trappy
Viv: ur momma a pappa
L: *instantly dies, creates an alternate universe and earth explote*
ur momma a pappa by L 3 O March 17, 2018

Ur bro is a hoe 

Ultimate world ending apocalyptic insult. Use when opponent has already used "Ur mom gay", "Ur dad lesbian" or any other insult. Even the infamous universal rebuttal, "no u". Once used opponent is send to the deepest depths of hell.
Professor: Ur mom gay lol
You:no u
Professor: Ur dad lesbian
You: Ur bro is a hoe
Professor: *explodes into sub atomic particles and goes to hell*
Entire world: *explodes also*

Ur mom gay 

"Taurusinachinashop , your mom gay"
" bitch..?"

Ur brother mother 

When you are arguing and ur friend says ur sister mister u say ur brother mother. And you win the argument.Simple as that.
Brad:Yo Carl ur mom gay
Carl:No u
Brad:No no u
Carl:Ur dad lesbian

Brad:Your mom and dad both gay together

Carl:Ur granny tranny

Brad:Ur sister mister
Carl:Ur brother mother

Brad:*evaporates*
Ur brother mother by Carl6996 March 18, 2018

ur grans trans 

The most superior insult of them all.
More harmful and damaging than "ur sister a mister" or "ur mom gay." Etc.

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Big: ur mom gay
Black: no, ur granpap a trap
Cock: screw you all, ur grans trans.

The world as we know freezes over, killing everyone but the people in power of the phrase.
ur grans trans by Splbc May 13, 2018