The ultimate insult of somebodies Character, looks and intelligence. Usually said behind the persons back.
Almost always prefaced by she or he's such a...
Ugly refers to their looks. Twat refers to the fact they come across as obnoxious or dumb. Often both.
Almost always prefaced by she or he's such a...
Ugly refers to their looks. Twat refers to the fact they come across as obnoxious or dumb. Often both.
by MrWeldon February 6, 2018
Get the an ugly twatmug. Yo mayne, you see that girl lightly blowin twat last night?!" "Shit son i knew i saw a twat puffer i think it was EMILY NEWMAN
by #1TWAT SQUAD July 23, 2011
Get the twat puffermug. 1. Noun: Of or having the mark left upon one by a vagina. A descriptive term to relate in the same manner that a waffle maker imparts itself onto batter to create an imprint so does a twat. 2. Adjective: to act in such a manner that to outsiders you appear to be whipped or taking a stance in order to obtain sexual relations as a reward. A way to call out a man who has surrendered his man card.
What twat waffle turns off the Super Bowl, to sit in on their girlfriend's book club reading?
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.
by jagerhall August 5, 2019
Get the Twat Wafflemug. A young girl, simular to a prosti-tot but even more whorish.
A girl who is sleeping with a person for money, just not fully professional yet.
A girl who is sleeping with a person for money, just not fully professional yet.
by J-DUB1890 May 15, 2010
Get the prosti-twatmug. n. An apron of flesh composed of the hanging, distended labia of an obese woman. Typically, a twat mop will extend to the floor, hence the name.
May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.
May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.
R: Check out those two twat mops... they can hardly bowl with those things between their legs. I think they just waxed the bowling lanes.
D: That is revolting.
D: That is revolting.
by Dr. Gunch May 26, 2010
Get the twat mopmug. 
A muscular condition often experienced by female riders of bikes and horses.
Often experience after a long period of strenuous riding.
If not given time to heal can lead to numbness of the clunge.
If the numbness persists these women often make vigorous lovers.
For the male form of this condition, see "Straddlers Knock"
Often experience after a long period of strenuous riding.
If not given time to heal can lead to numbness of the clunge.
If the numbness persists these women often make vigorous lovers.
For the male form of this condition, see "Straddlers Knock"
by yeestraddler January 29, 2010
Get the Straddlers Twatmug.