turn down for lunch

What you say under your breath when you do NOT want to eat someone's awful cooking.

I puked when I saw my Aunt's atrocious black lasagna and muttered, "Turn down for lunch!"

by Dalegend February 15, 2015

Turner

A fake English, Euro sounding accent that famous people get when they move to Europe. The term comes from it's two most prominent examples, Tina Turner and Kathleen Turner

Check out the wanker trying out his turner on the tourists over there.

Madonna busted out her turner on Jay Leno last night.

Gweneth Paltrow has the coolest turner.

by Howsomever December 4, 2010

turn into a pumpkin

To have one's ride suddenly become unavailable, generally because it is "too late" according to parents, local laws, or public transit authorities. Generally used in the future tense, to describe the time later in the night at which point an individual will be depending on someone else for transportation.

Contrary to what one might expect, the person themselves turns into a pumpkin, rather than the ride itself.

-Can we see the 9:15 showing instead of the 11? I just got my license, so I turn into a pumpkin at midnight.

-I'm turning into a pumpkin at 2 AM because the stupid subway shuts down, but if someone brings a car, I'm in.

by hjfreyerdos October 19, 2010

Turn the Other Leek Burger

A burger that comes with leek

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Turn the Other Leek Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Russian turnaround

When you are having an orgi and you are about to cum in a girls vagina you remove your penis and spay all over the person behind you.

I gave that chick the greatest Russian turnaround last night.

by Russian Doubletake May 2, 2009

Tuntis

A notoriously hideous gamer who is 38 and lives in his basement somewheres in Finland. He is well known all over the gaming community for hacking, spamming, and just generally being an angry son-of-a-bitch. RTFM is his catchphrase.

Tuntis is an incompetent impotent lunatic.

by Maki Loka April 16, 2007

I'd Love To Turn You On

Coined by The Beatles and used in their song "A Day In Life", "I'd love to turn you on" is often mistaken as:

*A sexual term
*A marijuana related term(I want to turn this blunt on so bad)

The truth is the sentence "I'd Love To Turn You On" is often used by stoners and hippies alike who actually know what "Turn on, Tune in, Drop out" means. It's more of a question. Instead of asking "yo bitch, wanna do LSD with me?" you can use the more poetic "I'd love to turn you on, babe". The sentence must always be said in a song tone or the effect is lost. Alternately, you can use the "You are the walrus" speech coined by Slag:

"All you gotta do babe is turn on, tune in, and drop out. Are you ready to go to the land where hopes and dreams are really not? Are you ready to expand your mind? I want you to listen. You are the light. You are the walrus. I'd love to turn you on."

The above must be said in a normal tone and works better if said high.

Guy: I'd love to turn you on babe.

Girlfriend: What?

Guy: It's a stoner thing, wanna do acid with me?

Girlfriend: no, that stuff makes you stupid.

Guy: Too late, that pepsi has enough acid to kill an elephant.

Girlfriend: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! WHY ARE THE WALLS BLEEDING?

by Dr.Strangelove(aka Mr.Lyndon) May 5, 2008