uncle curtis

Saying for getting your period

Trisha is really crabby today, Uncle Curtis must have made a visit to her.

by ESKETTITBOI November 15, 2017

Eskimo Uncle

When your father has had sex with your friends mom, and your friend had came from the same hole making your friend your Eskimo Uncle while being Eskimo Brothers with your father.

Man 1: If you and your friend fuck the same girl, it makes you Eskimo Brothers. So if your dad fucks your friends mom does that make y’all cousins?

Man 2: Eskimo Brothers mean sharing the same hole, or passing by the same igloo. So it can’t turn into cousins.

Man 1: Hold up, I’m onto something.
Nooo.. Yor dad and friend would be Eskimo brothers making him your Eskimo Uncle!

This is how it was created.

by PineappleMayne July 1, 2019

uncle fucker

bad person

Barack Obama, Geroge Bush, Uncle fucker

by caverman September 29, 2015

UNCLE TONY

To spout useless outdated automotive advice telling others how things are....while actually doing as little work as possible all the while smoking cheap roll up cigarettes, accomplishing nothing and never producing a positive result.

Damn, John Uncle Tony cleaned that block and it blew up on the dyno.

by 666kty September 15, 2021

Uncle Nobhead

A phrase to describe a lazy teacher who doesn't actually teach their class! An Uncle Nobhead loves a good tommy tank whilst playing angry birds.

I wish uncle nobhead would teach us something rather than sit on his IPhone with a boner

by GeographyRot September 20, 2010

Uncle Woody

A creepy guy, reminiscent of Woody Allen, who takes much too much interest in hugging, playing with, and taking nude pictures of, small children. Especially a family member who has these tendencies. The ultimate example of this is marrying your almost-adopted foster child who you photographed nude for several years.

Oh look, if it isn't Uncle Woody. Hide the kids.

by TheMaskedMarvel February 1, 2010

Uncle Pat

A man with a potato head, Uncle to many. Particularly those in the Baur family. He will not only single handedly eat your face off, but he will not hesitate to use profanity to those ages 3 and under. He will kill you.

Uncle Pat: "Get your ass up, child"

by baurs June 24, 2011