Dave Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! He likes to go about his day telling people how he went to prison for stabbing people.
Said person above drives for a local coach company in Preston.
Parky has two friends - Ste Hill with the “gout knees” & Eddie Keane also know as “monotone Eddie” both are fuckwhits who think are funny as fuck.
Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up
with a plan to sell knock off headphones "AirPods" to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry, bad news for them is that half of them didn't work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!
Dave Parky also likes to tell people how he likes to dress up as a unicorn on a weekend and get sucked off by his two mates.
Don't trust these men as you'd find your
arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding
Parky drives a new Mercedes while his mate hill drives a blue bmw.
Said person above drives for a local coach company in Preston.
Parky has two friends - Ste Hill with the “gout knees” & Eddie Keane also know as “monotone Eddie” both are fuckwhits who think are funny as fuck.
Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up
with a plan to sell knock off headphones "AirPods" to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry, bad news for them is that half of them didn't work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!
Dave Parky also likes to tell people how he likes to dress up as a unicorn on a weekend and get sucked off by his two mates.
Don't trust these men as you'd find your
arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding
Parky drives a new Mercedes while his mate hill drives a blue bmw.
by Dave_parky December 2, 2021
Get the Dave Parkymug. Dave's-javu is an incident that you feel has occurred before from a person named of Dave, David or Davard.
by BIGDOGBRUCEBEVAL June 8, 2023
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Get the Dave Gettlemanmug. A total stud muffin. Does everything the right way. And always has a charismatic and goofy number one by his side. And things are ways better when Dave is around.
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by OGAll-Star November 21, 2021
Get the Davemug. A good friend; always there in times of need, always there to help you through a crisis. A lover of music and masterful teacher of the craft; a believer in Christ and humanity.
Dave was the first friend I called when I needed someone, and the last friend I had to...he's always there to help others; a.k.a. crisis averted.
by Raechel Thompson December 15, 2021
Get the Davemug. A "Dave Bottom" is a bottom that denies their status as a bottom despite the fact it's painfully obvious that they are a bottom. Their bottom status is judged on many factors including appearance, attitude, and common behaviors along with their response to being called a bottom. This phrase is most commonly used as a form of confirmation that one is a bottom.
by Positive Reinforcement September 30, 2020
Get the Dave Bottommug. Was a guy from the early 2000’s that sold Disco biscuits at every rave in the central time zone. He was the man, the myth, the legend. If you saw a hot girl he probably already hooked up with her.
Chase: Call Disco Dave and see where the females at.
Bob: hey girl, where you at?
Girl: I just woke up at Disco’s house
Bob: hey girl, where you at?
Girl: I just woke up at Disco’s house
by Partyboyx September 20, 2023
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