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Turbo Cancer

An alleged side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine(s).

Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.
Whether or not Turbo Cancer is real is heavily disputed and controversial. While most sources claim that it's false, conspiracy theorists state that these sources may be biased. The fact that some vaccinated individuals HAVE in fact suddenly died from cancer does not help the matter, as it cannot be determined whether or not it just happened or if they really are correct.
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Cancer

Blaine’s dad has cancer lol
by 🪵 February 19, 2022
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Cancer

Something- such as a group or phenomenon -that spreads rapidly and can become destructive.
by OurVoorAltijd March 29, 2017
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FAQ cancer

Did you read the FAQ's of cancer? faq cancer
by faqcancer faqcancer December 4, 2020
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Jesticular Cancer

Over exposure to Jes :)
You have Jesticular Cancer!" "Whut?!" "You've been exposed to Jes!
by DropDeadJes July 23, 2011
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