The tostito tango

The act of drinking large amounts of alcohol and eating tostito pizza rolls only to vomit said items on to your partners back during intercourse.

The night was going well until I gave her the tostito tango.

by Dr.whan February 18, 2018

Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance

ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”

by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018

Lane Switching Tango

When two people keep switching lanes in an attempt to not cause an accident. Typically caused by people who blindly merge.

Man, I was driving to work and this lady nearly hit me and made me do the lane switching tango.

by Rusty BallsR 69 October 29, 2021

Double rango tango

Pouring tango into your significant others butthole and shlurping it out with you tongue

I gave that girl a double rango tango

by Big boiiiii 69 November 29, 2021

Two load tango

When two guys in a MMF threesome cum in the woman at the same time. Especially so if both men are bisexual.

Alyssa is such an ally, she’s perfected the art of the two load tango.

by BigOlGreg123 April 30, 2022

A Jeremy Clarkson tango

When you have sex whilst driving, whilst on the phone to your mates describing the specs of your new car!

Me: Did you hear about jake?
You: No. what happened?
Me: He got arrested for doing a Jeremy Clarkson tango!

by Juan juenimo December 8, 2022

Toe and Tongue Tango

The unique and intimate sex position involving two people. One person is giving a rim job from behind. The recipient is both touching themselves and giving their partner a foot-job.

Last night we attempted the toe and tongue tango and it was erotic.

by Juzzle July 27, 2024