anal tosh

A thick yellow discharge, released uncontrollably from the anus.Usually a result of sucking too much balls.

Zander sucked too many balls, now he'll be anal toshing all week.

by Moir May 19, 2006

The Daniel Tosh

to have sex with a person (typically a man), and you have a small penis

Bob: Do you know how to do the Daniel Tosh?

Jim: To have a terrible show on Comedy Central?

Bob: No, but that too. I was talking about having sex with a small penis.

Jim: Sorry. I have a penis the size of Greg Oden.

Bob: Me too!!

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin June 28, 2010

Daniel tosh

When you record yourself licking someones ass after they have shit, leaving an "o" around the mouth.

That bitch wanted to be famous so I introduced her to Daniel Tosh!

by Usanthem May 27, 2015

Saint Leo Apple Toss

The Saint Leo Apple Toss is an epic event that occurs only once a year. It generally occurs after a tanning session and immediately before a country music concert. The young male sees an apple an proceeds to throw it in the general direction of the concert. It is said that the loud blaring country music enrages the male so that he decides to throw a randomly placed apple.
Note: This is not to be confused with the St. augustine Apple Toss.

Dis: Man I'm pissed that our tanning session is over!

Lyle: Yeah, and there is a country music concert getting ready to start.

Dis: What the fuck! I'm gonna do the Saint Leo Apple Toss with this granny smith.

Lyle: Hell Yeah!

by Grinnell April 15, 2008

corn toss

This can happen under the improbably scenario that a gentleman pulls out after anal f-ing a woman and realizing there is a corn kernel stuck in his jap-eye. The gentleman then promptly uses his finger to flick the kernel into the air which lands in the woman's mouth, and is referred to as the 'corn toss.'

"One of the more disgusting things I have ever heard of has to be the corn toss."

by m January 5, 2005

Toshed

Being in the state of mind where you can't stop laughing at the words Daniel Tosh from Tosh.O finds in the urban dictionary.

I got hella toshed the other night when I watched Tosh.O

by goofygirl19 May 28, 2010

Tosh.Oing

Verb Old English
1. To watch Tosh.O for the single purpose of making yourself feel better at the expense of the people or host failing. 2. The act of watching others fail to improve your own self esteem.

After Tosh.Oing I felt great even if I had to watch that crappy Daniel Tosh.

by TheSpooniestBard April 22, 2010