time drunk 

The experience you get when you've been going without sleep for 18+ hours and everything becomes really funny and you begin acting randomly and nonsensically.

Nic @3:20 a.m.: You know what's funny? Ice cream, cuz it's not made from ice hahahahaha

Stephen @3:21 a.m.: Dude, you time drunk?

time drunk by SWAT20 April 28, 2010

Mexican Standard Time 

Giving an early time because you know everyone is going to be late anyways...

I told them to be there at 10 Mexican Standard Time because they are always an hour late and the soiree actually starts at 11.

Mexican Standard Time by kosmik85 June 27, 2009

Clutch Time 

THAT time of the year when you show your ability to perform under high pressure, overcome all odds, and complete all procrastinated homework that lay before you. It's the most stressful time of year and your chance to prove that you're a Steve Nash and not a Lebron. Failure is not an option. It doesn't matter where or how you complete your work as long as it gets done.

"Oh sh*t whats jeremy doing sitting under the stairs?"
"I have two words for you. clutch time"

Clutch Time by Escape Boy November 29, 2011

Time Rapist 

An individual who consumes your time with pointless boring stories that go no where and are riddled with inaccuracies . This individual is impervious to insult, anger, mockery or ridicule. He/She will bombard you with moronic conversation throughout the course of the day, which there is no escaping.

Time Rapist: "Excuse me, got a minute. I think I know the answer to this question, but 1 + 2 = 3 right?"

Victim: "Yes"

Time Rapist " Okay, thanks I thought so, but I just wanted to double check anyways, the calculator said three also but I just wanted to be extra sure. You know funny thing about three, February is the third month of the year, haw. And I have three uncles, haw haw. You know I have three cousins named Josh, haw. Wow..... Anyways 1 + 2 is 3 right? Just want to be sure....."

Time Rapist by AGENTRHARRIS December 13, 2018

Klobbering Time

what you yell when you pick up dual Klobbs in Goldeneye on N64 and unleash a fury of bullets that will hit nothing.

*picks up Klobbs* ITS KLOBBERING TIME!!!!!

Klobbering Time by mjsbullitt February 20, 2011

Ticking Time Bomb 

An individual who is so clueless, reckless, stupid, or careless, that it's only a matter of time before they cause serious harm to themselves or someone around them.

Whenever you see a Toyota Corolla with it's back bumper taped together with duck tape pressed on half ass, and the front bumper straight up gone, it's a pretty safe bet that they're a ticking time bomb and they're a terrible driver who needs to be avoided at all costs.

Ticking Time Bomb by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 23, 2020

We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu 

A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.

That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu by Chukoloco08 November 22, 2022