A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”

When your throat is feeling coarse and is causing you to squeal in pain, it’s a cockatoo penis throat. A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat,” on the other hand,

is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.

Someone: Man, i’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.

by bootylips45678910 July 5, 2023

Throat drought

When your throat hurts so you can’t fit a big old yogurt creation stick in there.

- please don’t stick your cheese factory machine in my swallow grommet- I’ve got throat drought

by Holla11 November 6, 2020

Throat goat

Marissa don’t need no air gobbling down dick the true throat goat

Ex: hey man how is moving on coming?
Ex: man I can’t she slurped the nut out my soul how am I supposed to find better? Marissa my throat goat

by Factsnocap2001 October 6, 2022

slit a bitches throat

An exclamatory statement that sounds threatening in nature but actually admits one’s deep remorse for their choices that lead up to the current negatives they are facing as a result. It’s taught as a step down statement, meaning that it allows for one to aggressively state something while effectuating an apology with its underlying meaning. It was discontinued from use in familial therapy sessions due to its regular use in inappropriate situations.

Parent: You didn’t finish your chores and you stole from the offering plate at church. You’re grounded for a month.

Teenage child: grrr! I’d slit a bitches throat!

Parent: Have a good night, son. We will talk in the morning, I love you.

by StudeeParteeRepeet December 31, 2023

Newbies Throat

When you have a sore throat the same day or the day after sucking your first penis. *usually big*

Girl: Ugh, my throat hurts so much!
Boy: hahaha, Newbies Throat!!!!!
Girl: no way!!!

by TaiTea January 8, 2012

throat railed

get throat fucked

i just got throat railed, and i'm just like, fuck it, i'm already drunk.

by little miss emo faggot March 31, 2015

throat nipple

The lip and neck of a balloon. It's not a nipple like a beach ball, but we gotta call it something.

Mark: I'm so tired of these balloon's popping while I'm trying to inflate it!
Jim: Give the ol' throat nipple a good tug before you start and it should fix the problem.
Mark: Are we still talking about balloons?

by daylight_ao April 26, 2020