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Theresa

Gorgeous, smart, funny and of course, super friendly. One important thing you must remember is to never hurt a Theresa in any way, shape or form. Once you do, they'll forgive you eventually, but they sure will NEVER forget what you did, not just to her, but also her friends. Theresa's friendliness has earned herself quite the popularity, there's always someone who would recognize her! She also loves trying new things and the best part is that she LOVES people who are passionate in their hobbies or what they love to do most. Did I mention that she's also absolutely amazing? Not just her curves, looks or eyes, but her personality? She never fails to cheer someone up instantly no matter how bad their day is, and in fact, just seeing her smile will brighten up your day and motivate you to keep going, she's THAT amazing. She also loves to help people no matter what situation they're in, BUT that kindness comes at a cost, she won't reveal how tired she is. She's done so much for other people but doesn't care how exhausted she is, as long the other person is satisfied, and that hurts. Sometimes you'd desperately wish that you're there for her, there to help her, to let her know that there are people who care about her and that she's not alone. So, if you have a Theresa, NEVER let her go, NEVER hurt her, ALWAYS be there for her and the make the BEST MEMORIES with her because if you lose her on day, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Love your Theresa with all your heart!
I don't think I'd find anyone as amazing as Theresa
by Roland 7E October 9, 2022
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There's no step three!

A reference to a late 90s TV ad for iMac, where Jeff Goldblum detailed "three easy steps to connect to the internet", then realised that he had been a fool and that there was no step three.
Bill: Hey Eric, how can I arouse myself?
Eric: Step 1: Pull down your pants.
Step 2: Jack off until you cum.
Step 3: There's no step three!
Bill: Thanks!
by Chris Spargo February 14, 2009
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Queen Teresa

A lazy person who eats a lot of food and is reluctant to giving out or spending his/her money often seen with saliva dribble hanging from his/her mouth in an act to tease others around them to scare of the saliva falling upon someone.
A: "I CBA to do that"
B: "You're a Queen Teresa"
A: "I'm going to spit on you for I am Queen Teresa!"
by octopus-225 December 10, 2010
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Where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears

A secluded hang out that few know about. where a man and woman can go to fuck and no one will know and there is usually no one around so you can shit in private.
I'm going to where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears are you coming with me?
by Deep Blue 2012 September 10, 2009
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That There

That There is the place you go to when you are just blacked-out drunk. It's when you are so drunk it's just plain stupid. This term will be most identifiable with college students and binge drinkers.
Ryan: Wow, Justin! You just tall poured 10 beers in a row. Are you getting hammered tonight.

Justin: Yeah, you know I'm a hoss. I'm gettin THAT THERE tonight. After this bottle of vodka, I will be THAT THERE.
by Ryan Greeneway March 4, 2008
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there's a pickle in my pocket

Something someone yells in a line at school to signal a teacher is walking by when the kids are texting.
Kid 1: "I'm texting nancy this picture o--"
Kid 2: "THERE'S A PICKLE IN MY POCKET!"
All kids in hallway: *puts phones in pockets stealthily"
by Guy Yohanson? December 13, 2009
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Theresa Oliveri

One word, perfect, and beautiful, and everything i want and need.
by Phillip morone January 24, 2005
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