The Vanguard 

The nickname for The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency,which served, hence the name, to protect our country from the undead. Was first established in 1868, and was disbanded 1975, due to the major decrease of undead attacks.

Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency (FVZA),, also known as "the Vanguard," was responsible for controlling the nation's vampire and zombie populations while overseeing scientific research into the undead.(Taken from http://www.fvza.org)

The Vanguard by BenjaminH July 29, 2008

The Village 

A place in eastern Nova Scotia where it is unknown because of the fact it is so distant and multiply modes of transportation can be needed. It is also a discriminatory place. If you are not white and christian, it is recommended you stay in your car/boat. The tolerance for African-Canadians is a bit higher than the tolerance for everything else but its still recommended you stay in your vehicle. The Village is also semi-impervious to authority, because of the fact it is so far away.

The village also supports a unique environment where, most of the time (93.56%), its cold enough for snow to fall rapidly and heavily, yet it will not stay on the ground. this kind of odd weather is perfect for so-called mythological animals. Ex. pixies, unicorns, Jesus, gargoyles, flying pigs (the main local source of food) loch ness monster, ect.

The Village is also a big fishing community. Anyone who can fish, does. but that makes only half of the Village fishers because of the fact that all villagers are old besides myself.

Girl: So here do you live?
Guy: The Village
Girl: Are you serious? I've always wanted to go there but never had enough money for gas and boat rentals. do you think I could down and you could show me around?
Guy(thinking): it'll defiantly be an over night trip.
Guy: Anytime.

Later That Day, It Was Said There Was Rocking Love Making.

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Officer 1: We got a call to the village for multiple murders.
Officer 2: Write up a fake report. I'm not headin' down there.
Officer 1: I hear ya.

The Village by Nova_404 January 16, 2011

The viper lounge 

The viper lounge is the coolest room on pal with the best people in it only VIP of pal are invited bet you wish you were in there now You sad loser

Where you heading mr brad pit bet its the viper lounge

The viper lounge by Mack4life April 26, 2012

The Vast Abyss 

The vagina of a female who will undoubtedly lead to your demise. A void from which your soul will never escape. By the time you realize you're starting into The Vast Abyss, it's already too late.

As he spread her legs and stared into The Vast Abyss, he contemplated where he went wrong in his life, knowing his soul was now bound to this one sad and lonely place.

The Vast Abyss by Shadowind July 12, 2012

The virgin walk 

When ninja walked up to the gamer awards his virgin ass displayed how much of a virgin he is by nervously pissing himself on the stage

I’m ninja and I do the virgin walk im also addicted to ketamine

The virgin walk by The official Ian Wyatt December 19, 2019

Hit The View 

A move in which you point at the sunset with your index fingers while your elbow drops slowly as your imagining the sun to go down and end up having your elbow rested on your GF/BF's private area and then your whole arm is rested on their lap.

Hitting also refers to poking the sun, the view.

Dude 1: Hey man are you going to Hit The View on your date with sarah?

Dude 2: Maybe, if we are watching the sunset.

Hit The View by Veggies October 19, 2010

Took one in the vest 

To "Take One In The Vest" is a saying that security officers on the Seattle waterfront used for breaking up with a bitch instead of marrying her, who later went on to fuck somebody else over.

Cause if you take the bullet in the vest it hurts like a motherfucker but you get over it.

"So I heard you broke up with Megan"

"Yeah I took one in the vest"

Took one in the vest by Officer Friendly September 28, 2007