hide the ugly 

To engage in sexual congress.

1) So we went back to hers and totally played hide the ugly.

2) All it took was a couple of gin and tonics and she let me hide my ugly.

hide the ugly by beigebloke November 27, 2012

taking the underground railroad 

Rolling the new $20 bill to snort coke

Hey Jim, I'm taking the underground railroad, you in?

taking the underground railroad by RuneStax June 2, 2016

Tickle the Universe 

To seemingly force an result to occur by engaging in an opposite or undesirable/inconvenient action.

(e.g. (a.) You are waiting for a person to arrive for a carpool, so you start to leave - they then show up. (b.) You have been waiting for the cable guy to arrive before taking a shower. You begin your shower - then the cable guy arrives.)

"The bus is taking a long time to get here, lets Tickle the Universe and maybe it will arrive".

Tickle the Universe by ZCurves May 13, 2016

Pass the uno 

Playing uno while passing a blunt or vape for each turn. Number cards 1-8 are 1 hit, number 9 is 2 hits, +2 is 2 hits, +4 is 4 hits and the winner gets 5 hits.

Greg: Yo homie I'm bored, lets play pass the uno.

Aurora: Yeah man, I'll grab a blunt and my uno cards.

Pass the uno by Lauren Master December 5, 2017

ruby the unboxer 

A kind fucking YouTuber, she’s nice and kind and loads of people like her, bitch don’t try her she might be nice on the outside but if you make her mad she will be on you lol

Ruby the unboxer is really cool.

ruby the unboxer by Ruby T July 26, 2018

Cuffing the undertoe 

When one slips on their shoe without fully putting the heel part on so that they can help their girlfriend take out their stinky garbage in record time, albeit without exerting much energy.

Tony: I dont have time to put my shoes on for this garbage doo-hickey chore thing

Bri: simple solution- try cuffing the undertoe

Cuffing the undertoe by antbell21 January 12, 2019

Milk the Universe 

An existential phrase used to describe the feeling of grabbing the universe by the supple teets and chugging down that cosmic milk.

Similar to "Grabbing the Bull by the Horns"

"Quit your job man, go ahead, Milk the Universe"

"Dude, Jenny's down to tongue wrestle. Go get her dog. Milk the Universe"

Milk the Universe by yellowshnow May 16, 2019