toe tap a flea

Definition 1: A form of typo from, "bon appetit"

Definition 2: (verb) to eat

Meme: "Cooking my girl spag eddie. Toe tap a flea."

"Hey, let's go toe tap a flea." or "I'm finna toe tap a flea." or "Leave me alone. I'm trying to toe tap a flea."

by MusicalPanda985 December 24, 2016

tap dance typist

tap dance typist (n). One who types so noisily on a PC that you can hear them from across the room (even fifty feet away). The more public the setting, the more annoying the situation. The typing often sounds as if the typing is mimicking a tap dance routine--with the enter/return button getting a big "stomp".

How are we going to get any work done in the library, Jane? That tap dance typist has been putting on a public show for over an hour!

by boggler April 10, 2009

Chatham Tap

The act of two men slapping each other's scrotums together, making a tap sound.

Bill and Ted were so happy they enjoyed a celebratory "Chatham Tap"

by AIRRIC April 5, 2011

Testicular Tap Syndrome

A major injury caused upon the pubic areas commonly caused by hardcore sex.

"she fucked him so hard that his dick became a tap."

"he suffered from severe testicular tap syndrome."

by Dr. Jared Smith April 17, 2022

tap some bong

This mean you are gonna get high tonight!

Example: hey guys lets go tap some bong tonight

by Max Dinh May 14, 2016

The Tallahassee double tap

When you are giving it to her from behind and just before you cum you pull out and cum on her head and the headboard with a marvelous double tap cumshot!

I'm not good at goodbyes so I gave her the Tallahassee double tap and a twinkie.

by pseudonymbusanonumus November 6, 2020

tap some puss

Putting your penis into a womans vagina.

Hey Fred, are you ready to tap some puss with me tonight?

by Woom February 19, 2011