Black forest cherry surprise

When a man anally piledrives a menstruating woman (preferably with a huge bush), shits in his hand (preferably behind his back so she doesn't see it coming), then smears the feces onto her bloody vagina and yells "SURPRISE!"

For their 35th wedding anniversary, Harold gave Eleanor something extra special; a black forest cherry surprise.

by luckypork May 29, 2011

Surprise Bowel Movement

aka SBM, when you think you are just going to the bathroom to take a piss, and you unexpectedly have the urge to poop.

"Dude, what took you so long to piss? Did you fall in?!"

"Nah man, I had a Surprise Bowel Movement."

by Rabadina March 25, 2009

chipmunk surprise

after giving a guy a blowjob, the blower holds the cum in his/her puffed out cheeks, and slaps his/her cheeks to shoot a mouthful of cum in his face. (aim for the eyes!)

not to be confused with a super chipmunk surprise, where the blower holds the cum in his mouth to shoot at an unsuspecting individual.

my hugs called out his ex-girlfriends name as i was sucking his dick, so gave that asshole a chipmunk surprise.

by candiru July 28, 2007

Brownie Surprise

When a white married couple has a baby together and the baby comes out black

Jacob: WTF why is our baby black?
Catherine: .... This is a brownie surprise

by zachholt May 4, 2011

tuna melt surprise

to have a girl suck another woman's pussy juice off your dick

have unprotected sex with a woman, then go to another woman's place and have her suck you off. when your done ask her how it tasted. then tell her that its called a tuna melt surprise

by joeyab July 13, 2011

chow mein surprise

When a lil Asian boy watches you eat ramen off your girls pussy, but you eat it so good off her that her juice becomes the broth

"I just did the best chow mein surprise with my girl yesterday" "the kid enjoyed it too"

by BigPeePeePooPoo November 22, 2019

Des Moines Surprise

When reciving a blumpie, after delivering the topeka destroyer, blumpee puts a finger in the ass of blumper(thus completing the hat trick where blumper has a mouthfull of cock, a nosefull of shit, a back covered in vomit and a assfull of thumb).

I believe that I am ready for the German Porn Olympics because I have pulled off a Des Moines Surprise,

by decay 66 April 9, 2003