Evan Stephani

You can tell who an Evan is by the way he wakes up in the morning. He is a grump with a pole up his ass, and a gingerbread man. Evan belongs to the ginger cult and he uses lots of slang. Such as “Holy fuck”, “Holy tits”, “Like a bitch”, and “On the bus”. If there was a month where an Evan couldn’t say “Yemen” at least once a day, an Evan would fail in 30 minutes at the most.

Evan Stephani : Holy fuckin tits man I’m buzzin like a bitch on the bus man, like a dick man

by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019

Stephen

An amazing, kind, sweet, funny goth guy who is a bit of a geek. He normally has incredibly pretty blue eyes, brown hair(it tends to be kind of long) and a amazing smile. A Stephen will also tend to have an amazing laugh. Also he typically has a gift for one of the arts(normally it's musical but can be art). Often times a Stephen has a dark sense of humor and is kind of an asshole but will always be there when the people who matter most to him, need him. He is an outstanding human being. And though he may seem closed off at first any girl would be insanely lucky to date him. Though it would be hard at first she would learn that he is well worth all of the work it took to get him and all if the worry that comes with dating him.

Girl 1 - You are so lucky to be dating Stephen.

Girl 2 - I know right. It was hard to get him at first but he's worth it.

by violinist12 June 13, 2015

Stephen

A guy that pours milk before cereal.

Stephen is a satanic human being . I saw him pour the milk first.

by GorillaGuy10 December 10, 2017

Stephen Michie

a deaf retarded emo kid with no friends

Guy:oh fuck off Stephen Michie

by Merkush Leh Kush January 31, 2018

Stephenie Meyer

The Arizonian who wrote the bestsellers "Twilight" and "New Moon". Also the creator of Edward Cullen and a new type of vampire.

Stephenie Meyer's works is by far the most amazing piece of literature I have ever read.

by mucus rocks March 1, 2007

Stephen Harper

Stephen Harper is the name assigned to the current Prime Minister, although it is only used by people that respect him. Decent Canadian folk call him Harpo or other names with Nazi origins. He used to be part of the Reform Party (even though he was born in Toronto) and is currently the leader of their Canada-wide subsidiary, the Conservative Party. People flirted with this evil and dangerous party in the 2006 and 2008, and Harpo used this time to start picking apart his worst enemy, the Canadian social safety net. In 2011, he committed an electoral fraud even greater than that of George W. Bush in 2000. Now, Harpo is the unquestionable and fearless Supreme Ruler of Canada, with 167 true blue (and green) Reformacon MPs doing as he says.

In case you actually wanted an unbiased definition...

Stephen Harper is a Toronto native that somehow turned into an angry Westerner. In 1993, he was elected as a backbench Reform MP and created the slogan "the West wants in". He left the Hill in 1997 to become head of the National Citizens' Coalition. In 2002 he headed the Canadian Alliance and merged it with the failing Progressive Conservative Party into the modern Conservative Party. He won elections in 2006, 2008, and 2011, winning a majority government in the latter.

Using lies, schemes, cons (no pun intended), deceptions, evasion, libel, slander, and tall tales, Stephen Harper has fearlessly led Canada through our worst years since the Mulroney days. RIP democracy 1867-1984, 1993-2006.

by 084536530569569 June 7, 2011

Red Headed Stepchild

The phrase was first coined by James Joyce in his smash-hit musical, Annie, in which he geniously depicts the stereotypical Irish-male's concern for slamming whiskey and disrespecting women, especially the ones from the loins of his sinner wife. (See child support.) Several years later, Joyce also uses this phrase in a letter to his actual wife to describe his penis.

1) Beat that thing like a red headed stepchild.

2) Perhaps I can help you beat your red headed stepchild. With my mouth.

by Benjamin Franklin 1776 July 4, 2008