Squeaker 

A little dumb cunt who has not yet reached puberty. He screams and trashtalks into his mic like a 7 year old bitch and cusses every second of their life. They try to come up with crappy insults and try to act out sexual acts they have never done before.

Normal guy: hi kid
12 year old: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH!!!
Normal guy: chill brah
12 year old: IM BETTER THAN FUCKING DAEQUAN AND FUCKING NINJA AND OTHER FUCKING BAD FORTNITE PLAYERS!!!
*squeaker gets killed*
12 year old: AHHHHH HACKER HACKER HACKER!!!!
*squeaker just automatically just starts smacking his leg with his mic close up pretending he's having sex*

Squeaker by Whyudothat September 10, 2018

Squeaker 

Typically a xbox live 12 y/o who hasn't even lost his virginity but stills says he fucked your mum.These little shits often play fortnite 6-8 hrs a day rarely acting normal.They have no friends are un-trust-worthy and would be called a dissapointment even by those parents who are 100% good.These 12 y/o breeds masturbate alot,by alot I mean 4-6 times a day somtimes even 12 times a day!If you meet someone like this your unlucky you will be even more unlucky if you dont leave the game,party chat or session etc. They will take your loot no matter the cost,they will camp constantly and will rarely get a kill outside of their 'camping zone' because they always push the target.When they die they will blame it on the WHOLE team.Not ONLY that they do all that shit they will trash talk at whatever chance they have there favourite insult are your so trash,shut up, suck my dick and most annoying of all is I fUcKeD yOUr mOM.So that's a few symptoms of the squeaker.

Squeaker:your so trash bro your dogs hit
Me:as your a squeaker your opinion will never matter say goodbye because your getting kicked the party chat and game lmao bye

Squeaker by Moderate_psychopath01 July 22, 2020

beaker squeaker 

A lonely lame boy that tries to have sex with a beaker just so he can say he got some to keep the jocks from calling him gay.

Tim Gay is a beaker squeaker; he sticks his ding dong in beakers and drinks his spadge when he's done. Maybe he is really gay...

beaker squeaker by RatchetBoo April 15, 2003

Hoboken squat cobbler 

The act of sitting on a pie fully clothed for your or someone else's erotica pleasure.

He makes Hoboken squat Cobbler videos for his patron.

Hoboken squat cobbler by Replicant84 June 3, 2016

thot squat 

When that hoe over there is squatting on the D. See also; sexual intercourse, hoe-running

I'd hang out with her but she's in the middle of a thot squat.

thot squat by lilbabydelirium June 24, 2016

pop a squat or i'll pop your squat 

Something to tell someone when you need them to shut up, sit down, and listen to you. Usually said after telling someone to "pop a squat" when they don't listen to you.

Mom: Pop a squat on the couch here, son, so we can talk about your grades.

Son: No thanks, I think I'm gonna go watch TV...

Mom: Pop a squat or I'll pop your squat!

pop a squat or i'll pop your squat by Morgan :P August 14, 2011

squeak 

From the second-hand motor traders of North London:
a) Someone who is extremely tight with their money. Person in question is so tight they squeak.

a) That fucking SQUEAK never buys a round...

squeak by Mr Potato May 5, 2004