Bitch Splitter

Another name for a penis.

That girl rode my bitch splitter until my balls turned purple!

by stanielle May 3, 2006

Splitting the Red Sea

Having sex with a girl on her period.

I raise my rod in Egypt and I split the Red Sea,
That means I had sex with a girl on her period, that's right,
I don't mind ketchup on my hot dog as long as the bun is tight.
-Jon Lajoie, Very Super Famous
Splitting the Red Sea is a controversial act, some don't mind, but I prefer NOT to have ketchup on my hot dog.

by O.Z. tha O.G. March 8, 2011

Spliterus

The hole at the end of a penis.

the man went pee out of his spliterus

by morr8362 October 25, 2010

diggity splits

Quickly. If something is to be done in short order, philosophers refer to this as being done diggity splits.

"I need that money diggity splits, man"

by Doktorfunk October 14, 2006

Slithering

To move like a snake or just move from one place to another

Bryan: Are you slithering to the pub?

by PaddyFab November 12, 2013

splitch

- A screw up.
- Infinitive; 'to splitch', to make a mistake.

Man, he splitched that real good. That was such a splitch.

by The Great Schism May 13, 2006

Slitch

(aj) a simplified word which contains two words; someone who cheats on you with one of your friends.

guy 1: mikayla is such a slitch!
guy 2: i know right! fuck her and her gf, you can do much better

by PleaseBeOffended October 9, 2012