talking salmon

A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".

John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.

Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?

John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."

Stupid bitch: Oh.

by zach September 1, 2003

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Han Solo

(n.) getting something on sale.
(n.) Cheap ass liquor i.e. Everclear, Jim Beam...Etc Etc.
(n.) Smooth operator...i.e. Bill Clinton, Octavian, Toucan, Gumball, J-Boy, and DJ Dodi Da from P?M.

"I got this shit on Han Solo, Son!"

"I'm drinking Han Solo tonight."

"This girl ain't know she in for some Han Solo shit."

by Ox Vox April 6, 2008

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Salmon Swirl

1)When salmon is ground up in a blender and placed in a funnel leading into a woman's vagina

2)When a salmon is shoved into a girl's vagina and it is whipped and swirled around for fun

"It was prom night and after weeks of anticipation, Nancy let Chester salmon swirl her."

"Man, that girl was such a ho! I just rung the door bell and she pulled me inside and begged me for a salmon swirl."

"Wendy! I can't salmon swirl you if you don't have the blender and spoon! Augh!"

by Bubbie "Thunder" McTaco January 11, 2008

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